"The weee-men. How much for the weee-men?"

Actually, more like the little girl, and the woman. My roommate and I have picked out our late Valentine's Day presents, namely JLH and Sarah Michelle. If you'd like to get them for us ... Well, you're right, it is a little late for Valentine's Day, but my birthday is right around the corner!!!

And James recomends this Official Jennifer Love Hewitt Website, with some killer photos and dialogue like this - "Hewitt was born on February 21, 1979. This makes her a Pisces. A Fish. Fish live in water. I drink water. She wants to have sex with me." You've got to read the rest. It's gosh-darn funny.

Well, that's about it for this month. I really, really wanted to have a bunch of cool Florida Spring Break pictures for you next month, but I ain't going so I ain't going to have any new photos. Yeah. Bummer. Don't I know it. Hopefully I'll get there again soon, but with the whole 'moving to California'-thing going on in May, it's a little iffy. But hey, the New Tomorrowland at Disneyland is opening on May 22nd. Who needs that little theme park with some animals in it? Huh, who?

- Josh Edwards