Today Strom Thurmond turned one-hundred years old. Luckily he's finally retiring after, what, forty-some-odd years in the Senate? Just to show how old and out of touch Strom is, look at this list of things he's older than:

1. AM/FM Radio

2. Human Flight

3. The Panama Canal

4. Wristwatches

5. Tea Bags

6. Ice Cream Cones

7. The World Series

8. The States of Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, Alaska, and Hawaii

9. Dick Clark

- Josh Edwards