So this weekend is a big weekend for baseball, if you haven't been paying attention. The Red Sox are one game behind the Yankees for the American League Eastern Division title. There are three games left in the season, and the Sox are playing the Yankees in all three of those games.
This is serious business. I'm super nervous. Seriously.
Go Sox.
Did you see that they changed the ten dollar bill again? Yesterday they announced the new look. The redesigned $10 note features "subtle shades of color and Symbols of Freedom". The symbols include the Statue of Liberty's torch and the words "We the People". Hey, freedom isn't free ...
I know, I know, you think I'm crazy. But hear me out.
Ten short years ago we had normal money. The same money we've had since the 1950s. It fit us as a nation - solid, reliable, stoic. It wasn't bright and fruity like European money, with different colors and or sizes per different denomination. It was utilitarian. Useful but not flashy.
But then in 1996 the $100 was redesigned - primarily with a larger portrait of Franklin, but also with new counterfeit deterrents. The $50 followed in 1997, the $20 in 1998, and the $10 and $5 in 2000.
It took some getting used to, but for the most part the country didn't freak out. At least the money was still green.
Then in 2003 they changed the $20. Again. Five years had barely passed. This time they added color. "The new $20 note features subtle background colors of green, peach and blue, as well as images of the American eagle. This will help everyone - particularly those who are visually impaired - to tell denominations apart."
What the fuck kind of rationalization is that?! Visually impaired citizens can tell the difference between peach and blue and an eagle? They're blind, for Chrissakes! They can't tell the difference between a fifty and a piece of crumpled-up note paper!!
I smell conspiracy. I think, sometime back in 1995, someone decided to change the United States currency to multi-hued, big portrait monopoly-looking money. But, knowing that this abrupt change wouldn't fly, they slowly rolled out the plan over a decade.
What I'm saying is: this isn't random. There's a scheme. A plan. A system in place. And don't give me that staying ahead of currency counterfeiters bull. I don't know why, and I kind of don't care, but I think something fishy is going on.
Like the Golden Dollar coin - the Sacajawea dollar. That thing was doomed from the start. Who wants to use a coin if the tried-and-true paper dollar is still available? The Golden Dollar came out in in 2000, and was out of production by April of 2002. They spent more time -- the three years from 1997-2000 -- planning for the dollar than the entire time run of its production!
The General Accounting Office stated that in a report in September of 2002 about the failed marketing of the coin that any number of surveys done domestically as well as abroad state that a population will not embrace two forms of money for the same denomination. Common fucking sense.
I'm not saying that I have all of the answers, not by any means. It just seems to me like these things don't randomly happen. Why would someone want to mess with the money? Who knows. I just think something's up.
Wow, this is what I'm missing by not having cable TV.
The cover model of the month's Maxim is Vanessa Minnillo, the new VJ on TRL. And I must say, "I want my MTV".
Pretty soon it's going to be a bunch of 30 year old dudes in Times Square outside the window of TRL screaming like teenagers.
I forgot to talk about this during the week! Shit! I've got a possible new favorite show: My Name is Earl!!
Either way, check it out Tuesdays at 9 on NBC.
I hurt myself playing kickball last night.
Yes, you read that correctly. I hurt myself playing kickball last night.
See, I was running out a play at first base and, after reaching safely, slipped on the wet grass and twisted my ankle. Oh, it's not enough to go to the doctor or anything, but bad enough to cause me to limp a bit. Granted this also offers me the macho posturing that is inherent with sports injuries.
"Ah, yeah. It's just, it's just my ankle. Twisted it last night. You know, playing kickball."
"Kickball? Josh, you're so brave!"
She swoons.
End scene.
Okay, maybe not. Plus the team is 75% my coworkers anyway, so they saw it happen.
Either way, yes, we started playing kickball last night in one of the parks in Portland under the lights. We're part of WAKA - the World Adult Kickball Association. (Could I make this shit up??)
WAKA is the World Adult Kickball Association - a social-athletic organization created to advance the joy of kickball around the world. WAKA's mission statement says it all - "To provide a unique club with an inclusive co-ed social culture and establish the WAKA Kickball experience as the New American Pastime!"
Yeah, it's kind of goofy, but hey, we all need a pastime, and I hear this is the new American one ...
So I swear I'm running out of songs to listen to on my commute to work, because yes, I only have 8,359 songs in my iTunes. Either way, I'm doing that "AutoFill" thing now, where the user is too lazy to actually pick the songs he or she wants to listen to, so the computer randomly picks the songs to fill the iPod.
Combine that with the "shuffle" part of the iPod shuffle, and you get randomness.
Also you can get bad news. There's this one band I used to love when I was in Southern California. This little ska band called Suburban Legends. For a summer they were playing for free down in Anaheim at Disneyland and I saw them a couple dozen of times. Once on my birthday they were playing in LA so we went and they even gave me a shout out ... thanks to my buddy Phil who told them it was my birthday.
Anyway, they have this one song "Bring Spring Morning" that was on my list of banned songs after my last horrible breakup. I haven't listened to the song in two full years. Not to put too much meaning into it, but it was one of the larger impetuses for me to escape Southern California.
The time is right to begin
I'm getting sick of everything
The sun is shinning bright outside
Let's run away from here for good
Go roll down the window
If you want you can stay
True, it's all in my dreams
From here for good tonight
As you can imagine, somehow, randomly that song has found its way onto several of my AutoFilled iPod playlists lately. It's not a bad song, but it's just so tainted by hate now that I still can't bear to listen to it.
Maybe in another two years ...?
Atmospheric carbon dioxide concentrations did not change appreciably from AD 1000 to 1850, standing at roughly 288 parts per million.
Atmospheric carbon dioxide levels were at 380 ppm by July 2005.
At the current rate, by early in the next century the levels will reach 900 ppm. That would mean four to five Fahrenheit degrees of warming for the world as a whole, raising sea levels by a meter or more.
The movie "Fever Pitch" wasn't really good. It's one of those movies that works really great as a premise. A "Trailer Movie" ... not unlike what they were going for in the movie "Burn Hollywood Burn".
A movie about the Red Sox, made during 2004 when the oft embattled team wins the World Series for the first time in 86 years? I think everyone in New England yelled out, "That's a wicked good idea!" at the same time.
Sadly, the Farrelly Brothers made it, and they're just too gimmicky for me. And Jimmy Fallon was the worst casting choice made in all of Hollywood in recent history. Don't get me wrong, I'm like, one of the two percent who didn't mind him on Saturday Night Live. But I hold baseball movies much higher in regard than some cheesy late-night show.
Either way, I just read a great quote about this movie. Apparently Bobby Farrelly said to Peter Farrelly during the filming, "It's like making Pearl Harbor during Pearl Harbor".
That's accurate on so many levels.
How did I miss this?!? Sarah Silverman has a new movie. I love Sarah Silverman!
And I know you're all like, "Sarah who?" Let's see ... she was on Saturday Night Live for like, two years ... she was one of the friends in "There's Somthing About Mary" ... she was in "Greg The Bunny" ... she's dating Jimmy Kimmel ...
I know, I know, nothing big comes to mind. Sorry.
But she's awesome. The name of her movie is "Jesus is Magic", for the love of God! How funny is that?!
And Liam Lynch directed it - he created Sifl & Olly on MTV. You know, the sock puppet show.
Anyway, Bob Odenkirk and Brian Posehn from Mr. Show are in this too.
Check out the trailer here: Jesus is Magic.
This is a great quote.
He added, "Four years after 9/11, as the administration's bungled response to
It will be interesting to see if the failed response to Katrina affects Bush at all, or if this will slide off like every other mistake that he's made and hasn't had to account for. At some point, one would hope, these errors would catch up to him.
Maybe this will be the one?
Did you see these yet? The iPod nano? Damn, I want one. So badly.
Don't get me wrong, I still love my shuffle. But I wouldn't mind a nano. Look how bad-ass it is in black:
So I've been thinking about this for a long time, but I thought it again when I bought a White Chocolate Kit-Kat the other night. Why don't they make White Chocolate M+Ms?
I mean, the whole white chocolate genre has really blown up over the last three years. Kit-Kats, Reese Peanut Butter Cups, Hershey Hugs, bars with almonds, Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme Nuggets, Zero bars, etc.
Thus I feel it's high time for some totally unmolested, pure white chocolate goodness. Bring on the white chocolate M+Ms.
My workload this week was a little lighter than most - what with all of the summer-ending vacations going on and such. This meant we all had more time to watch CNN and read all of the horrid reports on Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath than we usually would. I'm usually not a newsjunkie, but every hour or so we'd check CNN.com to see what the title was that hour and what horrific things were going on lately.
So today I've got two pieces I'd like to share with you. The first is from today's opinion page of Louisiana's largest newspaper which had to abandone its New Orleans headquarters and temporarily cease print publication last week:
We heard you loud and clear Friday when you visited our devastated city and the
Please forgive us if we wait to see proof of your promise before believing you.
Bienville built New Orleans where he built it for one main reason: It's
How much easier it is to access in 2005 now that there are interstates and
Despite the city's multiple points of entry, our nation's bureaucrats spent days
Meanwhile there were journalists, including some who work for The Times-
Television reporters were doing live reports from downtown New Orleans streets.
Yet, the people trained to protect our nation, the people whose job it is to
We're angry, Mr. President, and we'll be angry long after our beloved city and
Mayor Ray Nagin did the right thing Sunday when he allowed those with no other
It was clear to us by late morning Monday that many people inside the Superdome
State Rep. Karen Carter was right Friday when she said the city didn't have but
In a nationally televised interview Thursday night, he said his agency hadn't
Lies don't get more bald-faced than that, Mr. President.
Yet, when you met with Mr. Brown Friday morning, you told him, "You're doing a
That's unbelievable.
There were thousands of people at the Convention Center because the riverfront
We, who are from New Orleans, are no less American than those who live on the
No expense should have been spared. No excuses should have been voiced.
Mr. President, we sincerely hope you fulfill your promise to make our beloved
When you do, we will be the first to applaud.
That's awesome. Awesome.
And by now you've probably seen this second tidbit, but I just have to share it because I have some sick fascination with people who, in the end, were ultimately proved correct.
I blink and the summer disappears! How did that happen?
Campfire on 4th of July in Waterford.
Last Updated on: September 30, 2005
© 2005 Joshua Paul Edwards
09/29/05 - Gimme Ten
09/27/05 - Vanessa Minnillo
09/24/05 - New TV
09/23/05 - Pulled a Gabe Kapler
Co-worker sees Josh limping. "Josh, are you okay??"
Bright Spring Morning
Let's get going once again
For once in your life just let go.
Scared of what the next day brings
What I need is for you to follow my lead
I think I'll go for a ride
I plan not to ever return
Forget this dusty neighborhood
The open road is calling and begging for us.
Go crank up that radio
Let's drive until we hit the sky
It's not about where we will go
Let's start living life before we die.
But you'll regret the day
That you didn't follow your dreams
Imagine the wind in your hair
Blowing away all of your cares
So take my hand lets plan never to look back.
Yeah
You are all in my dreams
Yeah
What I need is a long holiday
What I need is to get away...
Let's fly away tonight
On this bright spring morning
Send our spirits soaring
Cause now is the time.
"It was reported today that Democrats in California are trying to find a
candidate to run against Arnold Schwarzenegger next year. Unfortunately, the
only person who's as qualified as Arnold Schwarzenegger is Vin Diesel."
- Conan O'Brien, on Late Night
"As we approach the fourth anniversary of 9/11, President Bush should admit that
he wrongly invoked the tragedy of 9/11 to justify war with Iraq. The war has
made terrorists even more determined to attack our country, and has made America
less safe," said Massachusetts Democratic Sen. Edward Kennedy in a statement on
Friday.
Hurricane Katrina makes clear, we're obviously not adequately prepared to deal
with another devastating attack."
09/06/05 - White Chocolate M+Ms
09/04/05 - Riled up in New Orleans, and San Francisco, you're next.
The Times-Picayune
OUR OPINIONS: An open letter to the President
Dear Mr. President:
Gulf Coast and said, "What is not working, we're going to make it right."
But we have good reason for our skepticism.
accessible. The city between the Mississippi River and Lake Pontchartrain was
easy to reach in 1718.
bridges, airports and helipads, cruise ships, barges, buses and diesel-powered
trucks.
after last week's hurricane wringing their hands, lamenting the fact that they
could neither rescue the city's stranded victims nor bring them food, water and
medical supplies.
Picayune, going in and out of the city via the Crescent City Connection. On
Thursday morning, that crew saw a caravan of 13 Wal-Mart tractor trailers headed
into town to bring food, water and supplies to a dying city.
Harry Connick Jr. brought in some aid Thursday, and his efforts were the focus
of a "Today" show story Friday morning.
quickly bring in aid were absent. Those who should have been deploying troops
were singing a sad song about how our city was impossible to reach.
surrounding parishes have been pumped dry. Our people deserved rescuing. Many
who could have been were not. That's to the government's shame.
alternative to seek shelter from the storm inside the Louisiana Superdome. We
still don't know what the death toll is, but one thing is certain: Had the
Superdome not been opened, the city's death toll would have been higher. The
toll may even have been exponentially higher.
would not be returning home. It should have been clear to our government, Mr.
President. So why weren't they evacuated out of the city immediately? We learned
seven years ago, when Hurricane Georges threatened, that the Dome isn't suitable
as a long-term shelter. So what did state and national officials think would
happen to tens of thousands of people trapped inside with no air conditioning,
overflowing toilets and dwindling amounts of food, water and other essentials?
two urgent needs: "Buses! And gas!" Every official at the Federal Emergency
Management Agency should be fired, Director Michael Brown especially.
known until that day that thousands of storm victims were stranded at the Ernest
N. Morial Convention Center. He gave another nationally televised interview the
next morning and said, "We've provided food to the people at the Convention
Center so that theyÕve gotten at least one, if not two meals, every single day."
heck of a job."
is high ground. The fact that so many people had reached there on foot is proof
that rescue vehicles could have gotten there, too.
Great Plains or along the Atlantic Seaboard. We're no less important than those
from the Pacific Northwest or Appalachia. Our people deserved to be rescued.
Especially not one as preposterous as the claim that New Orleans couldnÕt be
reached.
communities work right once again.
A Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) report from before September 11,
2001 detailed the three most likely catastrophic disasters that could happen in
the United States: a terrorist attack in New York, a strong earthquake in San
Francisco, and a hurricane strike in New Orleans.
09/03/05 - Holy Shit it's September!!!
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