The Saturday night before or around Halloween is always the big night for Halloween parties. I'm going to a few tonight, but not the one that I really want to go to. That one's going on in Southern California. And whenever I think of Halloween parties a certain story sticks in my mind. Not one of my finer moments, but hey, we're all a little rough around the edges, right?
See, my buddy Nate out in California had this house in Santa Monica with three other guys. They all went to UC Santa Barbara, which is consistantly named one of the countries biggest party schools by Playboy and other fine journals that rank the party skills of the just-about-legal set. Yes, UCSB sounds like an amazing school, I mean, how can you fault the only campus in the entire country with its own beach?
Thus needless to say Nate and Co. knew how to party. And each year they threw the biggest Halloween party ever. They were huge. Retardedly huge. I remember in 2002 I was at the house early watching the end of game six of the World Series between Anaheim and San Francisco. Some women showed up in costume, and they were all, "Do you live here?" They had heard a friend-of-a-friend mention the party. They couldn't name one person who lived there, but they showed up, fit in, and had a great time.
So anyway, my story. This other year is the one that I remember the most. See, I kind of had this ... disagreement with my girlfriend at the time. It was stupid, I acted like a jackass, and my friend Mike Ochs still brings it up to this day.
My girlfriend was dressed as Supergirl. And I have a slight thing about Supergirl. The only issue? My girlfriend had very pretty, very curly, very brown hair. And as we all know, Supergirl is blonde.
And I kept saying that. To her. All night.
Nevermind the fact that I was dressed as Chef from South Park, I was concerned with the veracity of her costume.
Yup. I was such a jerk. Like I said, it's my worst memory of that party ...
10/28/05 - Suicide Mistaken for Halloween Decoration.
Wow, I just read this online. Creepy.
FREDERICA, Del. - The apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went
unreported for hours because passers-by thought the body was a Halloween
decoration, authorities said.
The 42-year-old woman used rope to hang herself across the street from some
homes on a moderately busy road late Tuesday or early Wednesday, state police
said.
The body, suspended about 15 feet above the ground, could be easily seen from
passing vehicles.
State police spokesman Cpl. Jeff Oldham and neighbors said people noticed the
body at breakfast time Wednesday but dismissed it as a holiday prank.
Authorities were called to the scene more than three hours later.
"They thought it was a Halloween decoration," Fay Glanden, wife of Mayor William
Glanden, told The (Wilmington) News Journal.
"It looked like something somebody would have rigged up," she said.
10/28/05 - Crabman is Rubberbandman!!!
Okay, you know Crabman from NBC's hit new comedy My Name Is Earl? The black dude who is either married to or just dating Earl's ex-wife Joy?
Well, today I picked up our Office Max catalog, and remember how a few months ago they started this annoying ad campaign with the black dude with the big 'fro named Rubberbandman?
Well Office Max's Rubberbandman is Crabman! How weird is that?
The best part? He also had a bit part in "Torque", the best movie of all of last year!!!
10/27/05 - Axl is 2nd coolest old person
Just saw this article on MTV.com. Awesome.
Madonna, Mick Jagger also make Ellegirl's list.
Never mind the fact that Axl Rose hasn't been seen in years - not since his
reconfigured Guns N' Roses pulled out of their 2002 tour with eight stops to go.
Forget that Guns N' Roses haven't released fresh material in more than six years
(the track "Oh My God" appeared on the "End of Days" soundtrack in 1999). None
of that matters to the teenage readers of Ellegirl magazine.
To them, even though Axl hasn't been a blip on pop culture's proverbial radar
for years, he's still rad.
According to the results of the magazine's latest poll, which can be found in
the new "Cool" issue, Rose, at the ripe age of 43, is one of the world's coolest
old people. He ranked second in the survey (that's 10,000 girls worldwide, with
about 4,000 of them U.S. citizens), right behind top vote-getter "grandparents."
Whose grandparents? Everyone's grandparents, it seems.
Called "The Second Annual International Cool Survey," the poll covers all the
basics - coolest couple, coolest guy celeb, coolest band, and coolest person to
be stuck in an elevator with (that person being Clay Aiken), among other
categories.
GN'R's reclusive frontman - who has been working on his long-overdue Chinese
Democracy album for about a decade now - wasn't the only recognizable name that
made the cut. Clint Eastwood, who's 75, was third in the voting, followed by
rocker Elvis Costello (51), Julie Andrews (70), designer Karl Lagerfeld (67),
Madonna (47), Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger (62) and designer Vivienne
Westwood (64).
- Chris Harris
Yesterday I got the DVD set of MTV's Clone High USA. Well, actually the DVD set I got was Teletoon's Clone High. Yeah, the DVDs are from Canada, I guess Clone High played on "The Detour on Teletoon", which is Canadian for "Adult Swim".
Yeah, the Canadian cartoon channel shows Family Guy, Futurama, Clone Wars, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, The Venture Bros, etc.
So anyway, Clone High began on MTV in November of 2002 and lasted for 13 episodes. The funny part is Will Forte, who plays Bush on Saturday Night Live, was the voice of Abe Lincoln, the main character. And Bill Lawrence, who created "Scrubs", was a producer, so Michael J. Fox, Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke and Donald Faison do a couple of voices. Most notable the Scrubs three are the X-Stream salespeople. Fox is the remaining kidney (after one was donated). Braff is also Paul Revere. Donald Faison does a great George Washington Carver.
And because it was on MTV a few random celebs such as Marilyn Manson and Tom Green appear.
Oh yeah, one more fact - Liam Lynch, of "Sifl & Olly" and "Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic" fame, wrote the songs.
Anyway, it's a fun show. Not great, but really pretty amusing show, and really well designed (Carey Yost, one of the Samurai Jack storyboard artist was the Art director and Main Character Designer) and sadly worth more than the 13 short episodes produced.
I hate that. The AT&T logo is cool. And by now you all know one of my many obsessions is with corporate logos.
The AT&T globe logo was designed by Saul Bass, for the love of God. (Sidenote, he also did the older Bell Systems logo, too).
Both are simple, effective, recognizable. What logos designed in the last decade are that cool? (Okay, maybe Cingular Wireless - but not many else.)
Nowadays even more of the established companies are changing their classic logos, think UPS, Pizza Hut, Burger King and even Subway - to a more diagonal, some might say 'dynamic' feel. It's lame.
Even America Online has switched out their logo, not that it was ever that classic, but still ...
So what, am I going to have to update the joshedwards.com logo in 2006? Something with more colors, something diagonal, something for the kids? Geesh.
10/27/05 - They always blame "lightning", don't they?
Just saw this in the news. Odd. Really odd.
POSTED: 4:45 pm MDT October 24, 2005
CALHAN, Colo. -- El Paso County authorities, puzzling over another herd of dead
horses near where other horses were found dead two weeks ago, have been told
that lightning is the likely culprit.
Sheriff's deputies said 16 horses were discovered dead in a pasture near South
Calhan road over the weekend. Dr. John Heikkila, a veterinarian, said Tuesday
that he believes lightning is the most probable cause of the weekend deaths.
Investigators said earlier that the horses appeared to have died suddenly,
possibly from a lightning strike.
The animals were found about a mile where investigators found six horses and a
mule dead from mysterious circumstances earlier in the month. The precise cause
of death for those animals has not yet been determined, although they were first
reported to have been shot to death.
Heikkila performed autopsies on the first group of horses and found round
puncture wounds in their hides or skulls. The wounds, however, were no more than
three-quarters of an inch deep and no bullet fragments or slugs were found.
"(They were) not a case of lightning," Heikkila said Monday. "In real life,
there are a lot of incidents where we just don't know."
Tissue samples from both herds have been sent to labs at Colorado State
University for further testing.
Winter is upon us in the Great State of Maine!
10/26/05 - Another "Josh Edwards"
Today while investigating Google Blog Search I found another dude named Josh Edwards.
Here's The Other Josh Edwards' blog.
I think y'all should go read his blog and reply with comments such as, "You're not Josh Edwards" and "Where is the real Josh Edwards."
That'd be funny.
To me.
The real Josh Edwards.
Wow, I hate to say I told you so, but ... antennas in our passports?!?
WASHINGTON - The State Department said Tuesday that it's adding two security
features to the new electronic passports that it will start issuing in December.
The announcement partially assuaged privacy advocates who feared the technology
wouldn't protect travelers from identity theft or from people who aim to harm
Americans traveling abroad.
"Is it a step forward? Yes. Is it foolproof? That remains to be proven," said
Barry Steinhardt, a lawyer with the American Civil Liberties Union.
As a result of tougher post-Sept. 11 security requirements, all new U.S.
passports issued by the end of this year are supposed to have a microchip
containing the holders' name, nationality, sex, birth date, place of birth,
issuing office and a biometric identifier - a digital photograph.
A tiny antenna embedded in the passport cover will allow remote reading devices
to capture the data on the chip. Privacy advocates said anyone with a portable
reader could remotely read, or "skim," a passport holder's personal information.
The State Department said its original proposal in February generated 2,335
comments that were overwhelmingly opposed to the technology because of concerns
that terrorists could identify and target them as U.S. citizens.
So the new passports' front covers and spines will include an anti-skimming
material that blocks the radio waves that could pick up the data.
They also will use Basic Access Control technology, which utilizes a kind of
personal identification number that must be touched physically to unlock the
data on the chip.
"It will not permit `tracking' of individuals," the State Department said in
making the announcement. "It will only permit governmental authorities to know
that an individual has arrived at a port of entry, which governmental
authorities already know from presentation of nonelectronic passports."
The international standards for "electronic" passports were set by the
U.N.-affiliated International Civil Aviation Organization, which has worked on
standards for machine-readable passports since 1968. The State Department said
Basic Access Control will soon be added to the ICAO standards.
Bill Scannell, a privacy advocate who founded a Web site that generated comments
opposing the new passports, said Basic Access Control is an unproven technology
that shouldn't be used in an identity document.
"We don't know what can and cannot be done with this technology," Scannell said.
Other countries are also switching to microchipped, biometric passports at the
request of the United States. The Patriot Act says visitors from 27 countries
whose citizens don't now need visas to visit the United States would have to get
electronic passports by next October.
The State Department will test the electronic passports in December with
government employees who use official or diplomatic passports for government
travel. The U.S. traveling public is expected to start receiving new or
replacement electronic passports in early 2006.
10/25/05 - Craziest Walt Disney World Postcard ever!
What a random selection of second, third and fourth-rate Disney characters!
Do you know of Gurgi from the Black Cauldron? The little Muppet-y "crunchings and munchings" critter? Well, back when I used to work at Disney I always made jokes with my friends about Gurgi, like, "The Black Cauldron 2 is going to be all about Gurgi. It's going to be huge. Kids are going to love it. Just wait."
Anyway yeah, that was one of the many occasions where it was good nobody in power listened to me.
So Gurgi is on this card (right above Tinkerbell's head).
Let's see who else is on here ... B'rer Rabbit from the oft-maligned "Song of the South", Toad from "The Wind and the Willows" (and formerly of WDW's Mr. Toad's Wild Ride), Todd and Copper from The Fox and the Hound, Figment from Epcot, Elliot from "Pete's Dragon", Bernard and Miss Bianca from the Rescuers movies, Robin Hood, Thomas O'Malley and Dutchess from "the Aristocats" (!), Basil from "The Great Mouse Detective", Oliver from "Oliver & Company", Quasi from Hunchback, and last and certainly not least, Emperor Kuzco from Groove.
What a freaking assortment. This is ... wow. Just wow.
10/25/05 - U.S. Military Deaths Reach 2,000 in Iraq
God, I hope my children's history books reflect negatively on this period in time ...
You knew it was going to happen someday. Someone is trying to rip-off the Mac Mini's design.
The Voodoo Idol Mini PC came out the other week. The best part? It's more expensive than the real Mini!! Its MSRP? $899.
Fools! They should have cloned the price, too!
10/24/05 - Davey and Goliath - the revenge!
I'm referring, of course, to this new DVD coming out in a few weeks: Davey and Goliath's Snowboard Christmas.
I'm kind of interested in seeing this, actually. You just know that it's going to be so middle-of-the-road and pseudo-extreme it'll be painful. But how painful? It's kind of like when you smell the sour milk, even though you know it went bad a month ago. It's like a feat of strength.
Like, "Dude, I actually sat through the entire Davey and Goliath's Snowboard Christmas."
"No way! Wow, you're the man!"
(Slap high fives).
Yup.
10/24/05 - My favorite TV? The bad stuff.
Every year the Parents Television Council rates the best and the worst shows on primetime television. You can find this year's list on their website.
Anyway, some of my favorite shows are up there. On the "worst" list. Probably my favorite show on TV right now is Arrested Development, or number nine on the PTC Worst list. The OC is number four (apparently they didn't like Marissa's mom's porn tape last year! Who knew the PTC were such prudes?) Family Guy is number three and American Dad is number four.
You might ask what they like?
Well, for some reason they only gave a Top Nine for best shows. Maybe they're making a statement there? Anyway, they like American Idol, where wannabes can go and whore themselves out for fame, 7th Heaven, former home of such appropriate role models as Gear Magazine's naked cover girl Jessica Biel and lip-sycning Ashley Simpson. Oh, they also like Dancing with the Stars. Granted, "stars" is a somewhat loose-fitting term, I guess "former Playboy Playmate of the Year" works as "star", like last summer's winner Kelly Monaco. 'Cause who doesn't want to dance with her? Guess the PTC does!
Rounding out the top ten--er, nine? The Ghost Whisperer - I don't even know what that is - nor do I know what Three Wishes is. Everybody Hates Chris and Bernie Mac - because if the PTC didn't vote for them they'd come off as racist. Reba, because you can't get any more middle of the road than Reba. Oh, and the number one show? The one where they give the one-armed guy a half-a-million dollar log home, even if he has two drunk-driving convictions and, get this, an armed robbery conviction. Well, make that a ONE-armed robbery conviction. (Hey, homeboy's from Maine, I can make fun of him! We're peeps!) Yup, everyone loves Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
Looking over the list I'm glad I like the bad shows. Although if a former Playmate wanted to ballroom dance with me I might just have to give her a whirl ...
10/21/05 - Suburban Legends' Dallas Cook dead at 23.
Wow, I'm really, really bummed out right now.
Before I left California there was this band we used to see open for all of the punk-ska bands in OC - The Suburban Legends. They were like the original ska boy band - every song had a choreographed dance to it - but it wasn't lame or stupid - it was totally fun. The songs were good, too. If I ran the world they would be huge.
I just read something horrible on their website, their trombone player died this week. This guy always reminded me of my brother's former roommate Andy - somehow they looked alike, or had similar senses of humor, or something. Anyway, this is positively horrible:
SANTA ANA - A Huntington Beach motorcyclist was killed early this morning after
hitting a dark-colored Hyundai that was blocking the car-pool lane on the
southbound Costa Mesa (55) Freeway, the California Highway Patrol said.
Ryan Cook, 23, was riding a black Honda CB570 at 12:25 a.m. in the car-pool lane
just north of MacArthur Boulevard and hit the Hyundai, possibly a sport-utility
vehicle.
Cook was thrown from his motorcycle, then was struck multiple times by oncoming
cars, said California Highway Patrol officer Denise Quesada. Cook died at the
scene.
The driver of the Hyundai fled the scene on the southbound 55, Quesada said.
Santa Ana CHP is investigating the accident.
Authorities are looking for the dark-colored Hyundai with rear or side damage.
Anyone with information about the accident is asked to call (714) 567-6000.
My heart goes out to Ryan Dallas Cook's family and friends. He will be missed.
But the best part were the podcasts I was listening to. Driving two-and-a-half hours a day gets old, I mean, I love my music but there's only so many times you can listen to Rock Steady. That's why I love these podcasts.
This morning's lineup?
I started out with Rob Long KCRW's Martini Shot. Funny stuff about Hollywood and writing for TV. You should check it out.
Next up was United States Senator Barack Obama. He's going to be big. Plus? Cool name.
Lastly Mark Hoppus, formerly of Blink-182, has a new podcast on iTunes called "Hi My Name Is Mark". Very jovial surfer-boy DJing. But he's not as dumb as he sounds, you know? Fun show.
So that's what I did this morning.
10/20/05 - Rough Night of Kickball.
Plus he has a really ugly beard.
(Good lord do I have to go to bed!)
10/19/05 - The Mad Monkey is upon us!
So today the Mad Monkey Cafe opened in Raymond, Maine.
What is the Mad Monkey Cafe? Only the coolest coffee shop in all of Raymond that's co-owned by Daniel Edwards!
Yep, my brother has augmented his Art Barn design firm with a coffee shop. Now he's a double business-owner! How about that! My little brother is making me out to be a slacker!
So next time you're in Raymond, check it out! It's right off of 302, across from the crazy gun shop guy.
Anyway, I saw this yesterday, writer and cast member BJ Novak from "The Office" has a blog on TVGuide.com. It's pretty funny.
Check it out, and if you haven't seen either of those two shows, check them out, too. Next to "Arrested Development" they're my three favorite shows.
Well, those and "The West Wing".
And baseball, when the Red Sox win.
10/19/05 - Yankee / Rebel Test.
So my buddy down in Memphis sent me this really funny test to see if you're a Yankee or a Rebel.
I can't believe that I got the "hero sandwich" question wrong! They're going to kick me out of the state now.
Take the test and enjoy.
Wikipedia is awesome, but this tops everything, Made-up words in The Simpsons!!
My favorite:
Unpossible
Spoken by Ralph Wiggum in the episode "Lisa on Ice," as a synonym of "impossible."
Ralph: [Upon Principal Skinner informing him that he's failing English class] Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Interestingly, "unpossible" appears in Shakespeare's Richard II, Act 2, Scene 2: Line 129[5].
Awesome. Shakespeare was a Simpsons fan ...
10/17/05 - A.J. Pierzynski is an ass.
10/15/05 - The Clock of the Long Now.
There's a great article in the new Discover Magazine about Danny Hillis' The Clock of the Long Now.
The Clock of the Long Now is a large (think Stonehenge) mechanical clock, that will last 10,000 years. It ticks once a year, bongs once a century, and the cuckoo comes out every millennium. It's not built yet, but they've already bought land in Nevada to put it on.
Danny Hillis is a genius. If you haven't heard of him, he's the guy who thought-up parallel computers as well as the RAID disk array technology used to store large databases. He also worked for Disney Imagineering for a short period in the post-Disney Decade 1990s as a Disney Fellow. Ne now is co-chairman of The Long Now Foundation that is putting together this giant clock, as well as co-chairman and Chief Technology Officer of Applied Minds, Inc., where a bunch of the former Disney Fellows ended up.
So go read the article. Do it now. It's not like you've got that much time left ...
10/14/05 - No FireWire on New iPod?
I am simply shocked and amazed that Apple has abandoned FireWire on the
just-announced fifth generation iPods with video. I understand why there's no
FireWire on the iPod shuffle (no port) and even why it's off the nano (tiny
form-factor, lower cost) but why in blazes did Apple leave FireWire off the new
video iPod?
Don't believe me? Take a close look at the iPod specs page and their Autosync
page - there's no mention of FireWire anywhere, just USB 2.0. Apple has even
gone to the trouble of demoting their FireWire Web page from a top level page
(www.apple.com/firewire/) to a page buried on their developer Web site under
device drivers (developer.apple.com/devicedrivers/firewire/index.html) on or
around October 12th, according to Google's cache.
Apple invented FireWire as "one of the fastest peripheral standards ever
developed" and won Emmy and Grammy awards for the technology's impact on the
television and music industries. It's inexcusable to leave FireWire off an iPod
that you're supposed to sync videos to, it just doesn't make sense.
Apple files for 'Vingle' trademark
By Katie Marsal, AppleInsider
October 13, 2005
Apple Computer has applied for a trademark on the term 'Vingle,' AppleInsider
has discovered.
The iPod maker filed for the trademark with the United States Patent and
Trademark Office earlier this month under three distinct categories.
The first filing describes Vingle as: "Telecommunication services, namely,
electronic transmission of streamed and downloadable audio and video files via
computer and other communications networks; providing on-line chat rooms,
bulletin boards and community forums for the transmission of messages among
computer users concerning entertainment, music, concerts, videos, radio,
television, film, news, sports, games and cultural events; web casting services;
delivery of messages by electronic transmission; provision of connectivity
services and access to electronic communications networks, for transmission or
reception of audio, video or multimedia content;"
A second filing describes Vingle as an audio entertainment service that may be
available in its retail stores: "Retail store services in the field of
entertainment, namely, musical, audio and audiovisual works and related
merchandise, provided via the internet and other computer and electronic
communication networks; data storage and retrieval services; computerized data
storage services; electronic storage and retrieval of documents, data, images,
audio, video and audiovisual works; information, advisory and consultancy
services relating to all the aforesaid"
A final filing is more vague, describing Vingle as "Computers; computer
hardware; computer peripherals; hand held computers; computer terminals;
personal digital assistants; electronic organizers; electronic notepads;
apparatus for recording, transmission and reproduction of sounds, images, or
other data; portable and handheld digital electronic devices for recording,
organizing, transmitting, manipulating, and reviewing audio, video and still
images files; magnetic data carriers; mobile digital electronic devices;
telephones; computer gaming machines; monitors, displays, keyboards, cables,
modems, printers, videophones, disk drives; cameras; computer software; computer
software for use in authoring, downloading, transmitting, receiving, editing,
extracting, encoding, decoding, playing, storing and organizing audio, video and
still images; computer software for DVD authoring; prerecorded computer programs
for personal information management; database management software; computer
programs for accessing, browsing and searching online databases; blank computer
and consumer electronic storage media; computer and electronic games; user
manuals sold as a unit with the aforementioned goods"
All three filings were made on October 7th.
Well, I was right. Boy, was I. Have you seen this puppy?
Plus, genius! You can download episodes of select ABC shows the day after broadcast. Man, when they start doing that with Cartoon Network, I'll be psyched. I'm missing all of the good shows over there!
10/11/05 - What the Smurf?!? This is some smurfed-up smurf here!!!
Wow, just read this messed up article. Kinda want to see the ad now ...
It's just another smurfy day in Smurf Village. The perpertually perky blue
beings frolic around the fire, holding hands and singing that
"tra-la-la-la-la-la" tune as bluebirds flutter by and rabbits hop around.
A regular Smurftopia.
But then the bombs come.
Hundreds of them raining down from warplanes in the sky, wiping out the
mushroom-shaped abodes. Amid the fiery explosions, Smurfette is killed. Papa
Smurf disappears. As the smoke clears, only an orphaned Baby Smurf remains,
sobbing among the corpses.
No, this is not some pipe dream of Gargamel. The Smurfocide was instead
perpetuated by the United Nations Children's Fund, or UNICEF.
UNICEF's Belgian office is using the Smurfs as the centerpiece of a new
fundraising initiative to shock viewers into donating money to help children in
war-torn regions. The agency also hopes to rehabilitate former child soldiers in
Burundi.
"The idea of using familiar, reassuring childhood icons in a decidedly dangerous
context was intended to bring home to the public the horrendous nature of this
theft of children's rights," says UNICEF's Gaelle Buasson.
"We could have shown real-live images of children wounded in Iraq, Palestine or
other places. But we refused this option because they would not respect the
dignity and rights of the depicted children...So we decided to use 'fictive'
cartoon images."
Dubbed the first adults-only version of The Smurfs, UNICEF's 30-second 'toon
ends with the tagline: "Don't let war affect the lives of children."
After coming up with the idea for the Smurfogeddon, UNICEF obtained permission
to create the short from IMPS, which took over control of the critters after the
death of their creator, the Belgian cartoonist Peyo. The clip was previewed on
Belgian TV last week during evening newscasts.
According to London's Daily Telegraph, the spot evoked mixed emotions from
viewers--including shock from children who accidentally caught the spot.
But the clip received a thumbs up from the official Smurf fan club. "I think it
will wake up some people. It is so un-Smurf-like, it might get people to think,"
a spokesman told the Telegraph.
Julie Lamoureux, account director for Publicis, the ad agency that created the
campaign, says the original concept included even more graphic imagery of
weapons of mass Smurfstruction.
"We wanted something that was real war--Smurfs losing arms, or a Smurf losing a
head--but they said no," she told the Telegraph.
The clip will begin airing regularly next week in Belgium, but only after 9
p.m., and run through April. UNICEF says response has been so strong that the
short could soon be seen in Europe, Latin America and Australia with the
stipulations that it must air after 7 p.m. local time, it can only be aired with
information explaining the clip, and it cannot be put on the Internet. There are
no current plans to broadcast the clip in the U.S.
For Stateside fans, and those who prefer their Smurfs intact, a 3-D,
CGI-animated Smurfs feature film will bow in theaters in 2008. The extravaganza
from Paramount's Nickelodeon Movies will be the first in a planned trilogy.
I don't think I'd ever heard the name Daniel Craig before today. Now I've read two articles about him today - that he's not only (probably) the next James Bond, and that he also stole away Jude Law's lady, Sienna Miller.
Wow.
Guess he's worthy of Bond if he can pull that stunt off ...
10/11/05 - Maine's iBook Initiative.
I just read an article from the Portland Press Herald about Maine's One-to-One Laptop Program that's set to expire next year.
The program began in January of 2002 when Maine signed a four-year, $37.2 million contract with Apple Computer to provide iBook laptops to every seventh and eight grade student, and their teachers, in the state.
Right now there are 38,000 laptops in circulation at 243 schools.
This is an amazing plan. Maine has more than its share of rural and poor people, and making sure every child is computer literate is a complete necessity in this day and age.
But not only the children, it's also good for the teachers. I've loved Macintoshes since the late 1980s when we got our Mac Plus - and I was completely embarassed that my Dad knew OS X inside and out before I did. You see, he was an 8th Grade Science teacher here in Maine (up until his retirement last year). He had an iBook to use at school ... and to also play with. He knew iPhoto inside and out - it was full of pictures of his students' projects.
To take that away from the teachers and the students would be a travesty.
For more info:
How our government can pretend to know that he's not one of the 20,000 to 30,000 dead is beyond me.
10/07/05 - Kickball Kings (and Queens)
But the rest? I don't feel so great about it.
By now you all know my scary obsession with Mr. Pibb / Pibb Xtra and Diet Mt. Dew Code Red. So you shouldn't be surprised I looked up Pibb on Wikipedia.
What I found was scary, though - Coke's come out with Pibb Zero!
I read a few reviews that were harsh, and my brief sip of Coke Zero was horrible, so I can only assume it sucks. But still, nice to see Coke giving it a try ...
10/06/05 - "Mission Impregnated" or "TomKitten" - which makes me want to gouge my eyes out more?
10/05/05 - Ricky Gervais on Arrested Development!!
Ricky Gervais is to appear in cult US comedy Arrested Development after the cast
said they'd have a whip round to pay for his flight to the States.
The Office and Extras star wanted to play a cameo in the comedy, but producers
refused to pay for him to come to the US.
The cast were upset when they heard the news and offered to pay for Ricky's
travel themselves. The TV bosses finally agreed to bring Ricky over.
Actor Jason Bateman, who plays Michael Bluth in the series, said: "The network
said they weren't going to fly him out there, so we as a cast got together and
said 'Well, why don't we pay for it out of our pockets?'
"As soon as the studio heard about that, they said they'd do it after all.
"Hopefully his schedule will work out this year and the studio are now on record
saying that this time they will definitely pay his fare."
Ricky has become a huge star in the US after the success of The Office. The show
won two Golden Globes in 2004.
He has since announced he is writing an episode of hit US animated comedy The
Simpsons.
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10/05/05 - Is this the video iPod?!?
Is my nano going to be out-of-date already?!?! Just saw this story online:
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Apple Computer Inc. has e-mailed invitations to
reporters for a special event next week, prompting speculation on the Internet
that the company would unveil a long-rumored iPod that can display videos.
The invitation from Apple, which is notoriously tight-lipped about its future
products, said simply: "One more thing..."
Early last month, Apple unveiled its pencil-thin iPod nano, which holds up to
1,000 songs and replaced the iPod mini, then the most popular iPod model.
Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs has in recent years at conferences and events
saved the largest products that most delight the Apple faithful toward the end
of his keynote speech, prefacing the announcement with the phrase, "Oh, and one
more thing" or a variant.
Apple enthusiast Web sites, including AppleInsider, speculated on Tuesday that
the October 12 announcement could well be a video iPod that has long been
rumored.
Apple declined to comment beyond the invitation.
Many analysts have said Apple is all but certain to introduce a version of the
No. 1 digital music player that can also play video. Most models of the current
iPods, in addition to playing music, can also display photos and perform other
functions with accessories that are sold separately.
"There's a whole generation coming up that doesn't have a lot in their checking
account but will some day, who think this is a cool idea," said Roger Kay,
president of market research firm Endpoint Technology Associates, referring to a
video iPod.
"Apple Computer has begun production of a new version of its iPod digital music
player that will be capable of playing videos, AppleInsider has learned,"
according to a Tuesday post on the AppleInsider Web site. "Sources who claim to
have seen the new iPod describe it as being similar to Apple's 60 GB iPod photo
player, but several millimeters thinner."
The invitation itself from Apple gave no indication what the announcement might
be, but in a separate post on Tuesday on AppleInsider, the site said: "Recent
information suggests that Apple may be preparing to introduce a version of its
iPod with video capabilities."
While Jobs has publicly downplayed the notion of a video iPod, saying that most
people don't want to watch videos when they're on the move, many in the industry
have been expecting such a product for some time.
"It would be a very Jobsian move to say it's stupid and bring one out anyway,"
Kay said, referring to an iPod that plays video.
Kay added that Apple would need to have wrapped up agreements with major studios
and record labels over copyright protection and antipiracy technology similar to
its FairPlay digital rights management software used in iPods and on its iTunes
online music store.
Apple, which sold more than 6 million iPods in its most recent quarter,
accounting for about a third of overall company revenue, has 75 percent of the
market for digital music players, according to market research firm NPD Group
Inc.
So step it up, Google, you've got 5% of the computer market just waiting to be on your side!!
10/03/05 - Disney Mix Sticks?? Seriously?
I just saw this article ... huh. This little thing's actually pretty cool, what with it taking an SD card. That gives you a pretty good range of music, if you have more than one card. I actually was looking for an SD card mp3 player back before I got Shuffie McShuffle.
I don't know if it can play the AAC files, though ... and that's most of my iTunes library.
Disney Consumer Products on Thursday announced plans to launch the Disney Mix
Stick, an MP3 player designed especially for kids. Disney Mix Sticks are Mac and
PC compatible and will be available for US$49.99.
Disney Mix Sticks take a page from Apple's iPod shuffle - they use flash memory
and download music from a Mac or PC through a built-in USB 2.0 connector. But
the Mix Stick only contains 128MB of built-in memory, compared to the $99 iPod
shuffle's 512MB. Music playback is controlled using an interface modeled after
the outline of Disney mascot Mickey Mouse's head.
Disney says the limited storage capacity is enough for their target audience -
young kids with a small music collection - but they've also provided a built-in
slot that can accept Secure Digital or MultiMediaCard (SD/MMC) flash storage
cards for additional storage capacity up to 1GB.
These slots can also take "Disney Mix Clips" - MMC memory cards that include
full-length albums in WMA format. The company will launch four Mix Clips with
the players, including "Radio Disney Ultimate Jams", "That's So Raven", "Disney
Mania 3" and "Disney Channel Hits, Take 1."
Disney Mix Sticks will come in three styles - Disney Chrome, Forever Princess (a
pink and purple combination) and Tinker Bell (purple and green).
Disney Mix Sticks include a 10-hour built-in rechargeable battery, stereo
earbuds, and a lanyard with a safety release. Although they ship with Windows
Media Player, they're Mac-compatible too - you can drag and drop MP3 files to
load music onto the device when it's connected.
The new players will also be accompanied by their own line of accessories,
Disney Mix Stuff. The line includes the Disney Jam Stand, a stereo and battery
recharger for $39.99, a USB wall charger/adapter, two styles of headphones and
carrying cases - prices range from $9.99 to $14.99.
Disney said the new players will be available at Target, Sears, Limited Too,
Wal-Mart.com and www.DisneyShopping.com beginning in mid-October.
10/03/05 - Curious George trailer on Wallce & Gromit!!
Sweet! We're getting a trailer Friday for 'Curious George'!
Curious George comes to the big screen in February with a few updates but also
some returns to old-fashioned storytelling for families.
Nearly 65 years after the first books by the late illustrator/writer duo H.A.
Rey and his wife, Margret, were published, the Curious George movie is an
ink-and-pen animated film rather than the computerized animation currently in
vogue. (Related story: Animated George takes flight)
"It has a very painterly feel, as opposed to high-gloss," says director Matthew
O'Callaghan.
The Curious George trailer arrives in theaters Friday with Wallace & Gromit: The
Curse of the Were-Rabbit.
In the movie, George's keeper, the Man with the Yellow Hat, gets a bigger role.
"The books usually introduce the Man with the Yellow Hat at the beginning. He
says, 'Goodbye, George, I'm going to work.' He leaves, George gets into all his
adventures, and the Man is absent until the end," O'Callaghan says. "My approach
was to make it more of a buddy comedy."
The Man (voiced by Will Ferrell) is a timid museum employee who is reluctantly
dispatched to the jungles of Africa to find artifacts for exhibit by his curator
boss (Dick Van Dyke).
There he meets George, who spots his yellow hat from the trees and mistakes it
for a banana. What follows is a story about owner and pet, about giving kindness
and getting kindness in return, O'Callaghan says.
In the books, the Man befriends George after catching him for a zoo, but
O'Callaghan feared that would seem harsh today. "He basically steals George,"
the director says.
Instead, the movie presents the Man as the first friend George meets, and then
George follows him to the city, O'Callaghan says.
Singer Jack Johnson, whose band contributes seven songs to the soundtrack, says
the movie "lacks the sarcasm" of many contemporary cartoons. "The Man with the
Yellow Hat and Curious George are both renegades and misfits, learning from
their mistakes as they go."
The MIT Media Lab has launched a new research initiative to develop a $100
laptop - a technology that could revolutionize how we educate the world's
children. To achieve this goal, a new, non-profit association, One Laptop per
Child (OLPC), has been created.
10/03/05 - Rachael Ray got married.
Crap, Rachael Ray from the Food Network married her boyfriend.
She's the one that I wasn't sure if I liked or not awhile back.
Since then I decided that I did like her.
Now that I can't have her, I'll probably develop an unhealthy crush. Sad but true.
The good thing is that she's everywhere: Besides being the host of "30 Minute Meals," "$40 a Day" and "Tasty Travels!" she also has a deal with Oprah Winfrey's production company for a syndicated cooking show pilot and is launching a magazine, "Every Day with Rachael Ray," next month.
10/02/05 - Music From The OC: Mix 5.
Even if the show sucks this year, at least the music is good! Out Nov 8th.
10/02/05 - Eisner leaving Disney ...
Maybe this is why Eisner is leaving Disney? An affair of the heart with Mickey's gal pal?!
Reminds me of "Baseketball":
Although I would love to see Manny vs. A-Rod in a sack race ...
Yep, I'm one of those people who subscribes to the notion that the beginning of Eisner's end was when Frank Wells, the president of the company, died in a plane crash in early 1994. It was really all downhill from there. I think he kept Eisner in check in many ways, and had he lived he would have prevented some of the mistakes that Eisner made. Mistakes such as Disney's California Adventure being cheaply designed and cheaply built, Disneyland's Light Magic ever seeing the light of day, Jeffrey Katzenberg leaving to form DreamWorks, the downfall of traditional animation, the Weinsteins leaving Miramax, the Disney Stores expanding too rapidly, the Disney Institute being formed and then failing, Go.com being formed and then failing, DisneyQuest being formed and then failing and Club Disney being formed and then failing. Oh, there are more mistakes that Eisner's made in the last decade, don't get me wrong, but these are the ten that just popped into my mind as I typed.
Anyway, I really do hope Iger has the personality and the wherewithall to make a mark on the company and not reign in Eisner's shadow. Good luck to him.
Last Updated on: October 31, 2005
© 2005 Joshua Paul Edwards
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