God, I hate Ashton Kutcher!
Celeb couple Kutcher, Moore crash bash at W.D.M. club
Cameras flashing, text messages blazing and bathrooms cleared, Aura welcomed
The bar didn't know it would be hosting the couple until 9 p.m., when word got
The bar was already crowded for its swank annual "White Party," in which people
"I didn't drink last night at all, so it was funny to watch people hang around,"
According to those who spoke with the stars and their entourage, the couple had
They suggested the Iowa Machine Shed, and then decided to come to the club for
Meanwhile, bar manager Mike Caudle mobilized Aura's text messaging system to
While at the bar, Moore and Kutcher split their time between a VIP, blocked-off
They drank Voss water, Red Bull, Heineken and Corona. And when Moore visited the
Dorrell danced with Scout, Moore's daughter, and described her as "really sweet
Scout will turn 15 in July, according to the Internet Movie Database.
Polk County Deputy Keith Onley said that according to state law it's legal for a
At the end of the night, following DJ AM's set, which lasted until 2 a.m.,
"So I contacted every pilot I know, and I couldn't get a hold of anyone with a
Unable to find a limo, either, Caudle had security personnel drive the
Des Moines resident Armond Fiedler snapped some shots of Moore and Kutcher.
"We got some photos on a camera phone and the rest on a disposable," he said.
A few patrons who took photographs of the stars were asked to leave.
DJ AM never made it to the Machine Shed, according to Caudle.
Holy shit! I just saw that Alex Toth died last Saturday!
Toth is best known for designing characters for Hanna Barbara cartoons, such as Space Ghost, Birdman, Johnny Quest, the Super Friends, etc.
So let me get this straight:
1. Roger Clemens announces today that he's going to come out of retirement to pitch for Houston and not Boston.
2. Fat bastard David Wells is on the disabled list again after one outing.
3. So tonight we're starting a pitcher from the Double-A Portland Sea Dogs? Against Toronto, who wailed on former World Series MVP Josh Beckett last night for seven runs?
What?!?
The Boston Globe
TORONTO -- One day in March, as David Wells pitched in a mock game at the Sox'
"Pure excitement," the 22-year-old Colorado native said yesterday. "Obviously, I
To activate Pauley (2-3, 2.39 ERA in 10 starts with Portland), the Sox will put
"That's the next thing we're shooting for," said manager Terry Francona.
Wells, who was struck in the knee by a line drive last Friday, did not go on the
When Francona suggested the DL yesterday, Wells "wasn't giving me any argument,"
"How he comes through [this period of time] will be telling."
In going with Pauley, the Sox dipped into Double A for a starter for the first
"We didn't want to rush a lefty in to face Toronto," Francona said.
Francona said of Pauley, "We didn't think it would bother his progression. We
A second start would fall Tuesday at Yankee Stadium, though it's hard to see the
"When I first got drafted [eighth round in 2001 by San Diego], I was basically
After being dealt to the Sox in December 2004 with Jay Payton and Ramon Vazquez
"My changeup has come a long way," he said. "And I have my curveball, too, as a
Pauley said he's thankful to have started an exhibition game April 1 at Citizens
"If I hadn't pitched there I probably wouldn't know what was going on now," he
Francona said he did not even ask his player development people whether there
"I've tried to stay away from asking questions besides, `How's he doing?' "
Okay, okay, maybe it's unfair to blame Ratner. The directing of "X3" was adequate. The script, however, was the problem. The blind, dumb and deaf monkeys who wrote it were obviously not comic book fans, nor have they ever seen a comic book.
It really was the screenwriting equivalent of a nippled-batsuit, horrible in concept, on the page, and in execution.
The whole movie was rushed, too. For a movie with such little plot, they really didn't spend much time lingering on anything. In reality they introduced only two new good guys, and neither of them had a whole lot going on. What's the damn hurry, I say?
I should state now that if you haven't seen "X3" yet you might not want to read on, as I'll probably mention some horribly contrived plot points that you don't want to know. Plus, I'm a comic book geek. So some of these points might be nitpicky. But, on the other hand, Brett Ratner just ruined the X-Men like Schumacher ruined Batman, so I have a valid argument.
These are just snippets of what I laughed, sighed or cringed at during the film, in no particular order:
Alcatraz - what? Seriously, what the hell were they thinking? This is just asinine. Alcatraz is owned by the United States Government. It's part of the National Park Service. And last I heard, no matter what fiscal shape George W. Bush has gotten the country into, we're not selling off national landmarks yet. To put Worthington Labs on Alcatraz was contrived, stupid, dumb, lame and altogether uncalled for. It just goes to show how little thought really went into the writing of this script. What's next? Having the Hellfire Club's office on the top of Washington Monument? The Starjammers's ship being attached to Half Dome in Yosemite? The Brood Empire hanging out at Gettysburg? Mr. Sinister's base being Franklin D Roosevelt's Birthplace in Hyde Park, NY?
Kitty Pryde missing snow - again, what? I can appreciate this as the one attempt at a character moment in this film, but seriously, what?? "I miss the first snow." Um, last I heard Westchester County in New York actually gets snow. Have the writers of this film ever even left Southern California??
Phoenix - I hesitate to call this the Dark Phoenix movie because we never see Jean Grey go Phoenix. Comic booky, huge fucking fire-psyonic blasting Phoenix. She never does. She lifts a house up, but shit, at age eight she lifted every car on the block. I want big. Maybe not "killing an entire solar system" big, but at least "flying into the air and wrecking the shitty housing development she grew up in" big.
Only having six "X-Men" in the final battle, including a damn-near pre-teen Kitty Pryde - Huh? The mansion is crawling with people. Wall-to-damn-wall mutants. Where did Nightcrawler go? Banshee, wasn't he around? Is Thunderbird drunk again? Seriously, all they can muster is Wolverine, Storm, Beast, Colossus, Kitty, and Bobby? Against eighteen hundred Evil Mutants? Where's Havok? Psylocke? Crap, even Dazzler would be a fair seventh member!
The whole Phoenix thing - Could the audience have been any less emotionally invested in this story? I mean, we barely have a minute to mourn Jean Grey, and then she's back, and then Scott's dead, but nobody seems to notice until, like, the end of the movie, and then zombie Jean Grey is at the mansion, then she's a bad guy, and damn did she have the fewest lines of any character since Harpo Marx ... it's just too much going on for us to even get into the emotions of Jean Grey being reborn. Say what you will about Madelyne Pryor, but sometimes a clone can be a good thing. Think about that - a movie that introduces Madelyne Pryor, Margneto escapes, Scott falls in love, some other Magneto bullshit, then Scott and Madelyne have a baby, and then Magneto is defeated, and then WHAM - Jean Grey returns as Phoenix and ... cliffhanger ending! Much more interesting, and you open yourself up to including Cable in a future film, as opposed to now having killed off BOTH characters needed to make Cable happen. Idiots.
CGI Young Charles and Magneto - Dude, that was the scariest part of the movie. Captain Picard was so smooth, and Gandalf without a waddle ... I totally missed whatever plot points were going on there.
Danger Room - Yeah, they had me going there thinking it was going to be a "Days of Future Past" thing. But it's a little lame seeing the first Sentinel in the movies ever as a Danger Room simulation.
Killing the three main characters - I really hope someone has a plan here. But I bet they don't. With all of the years of X-Men books out there, you could have a few good movies, it'd be nice if they could plan them better. Introduce Nathan Summers in one movie, then have Cable show up at the end. Introduce the Hellfire Club, then have them be the main bad guys next time. Seriously, they have to make sure continuity is better in these films. The audience is used to watching "Lost" and "24" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" which had such fanboy continutity - and then we get cobbled together multi-million dollar movies? Shit. It's such a waste.
The President of the United States - What was he, one hundred and thirty years old?
Trask - It was good to see Bill Duke.
Shohreh Aghdashloo - It was fun to see her not yelling at Behrooz.
Kelsey Grammer - The one good addition. At first I was really opposed to his playing Hank McCoy (nevermind the fact that McCoy was played by a different actor in "X2"). But he wasn't too Fraiser-esque here.
Olivia Williams - Moira MacTaggart. Okay, she was a good addition, too. But do they have plans for her? Do they have plans for the post-credits little bit? I don't think I trust the filmmakers enough. I mean, shit, look at what Bryan Singer set up at the end of "X2". If there was EVER an ending that underhand pitched a perfect setup for the next film, it was the ending of "X2". And just LOOK how horribly it was botched! I mean, if Ratner stays on board to ruin "X4", I wouldn't be surprised to see the fucking Starjammers show up in 1970s disco outfits. Seriously, I think that's how far removed from reality Ratner, Laura Donner, Avi Arad and the gang are. It's like nipples on the batsuit. Someone somewhere must have thought it was a good idea.
Xavier is a tool - Boy, Xavier really didn't come off as all "good guy" in this movie. It's like the screenwriters didn't know anything about him. Really Magneto was much more a sympathetic character. That's an odd choice.
Kitty Phasing - When Kitty Pryde phases through an object with or without someone else, she can't stop halfway and reconstitute, or she and the person she's carrying would become physically intertwined with the object she was phasing through. So why the hell did Juggernaut not become one with the floor when she phased him halfway through it?
Argh. See, now I'm all worked up. What a pile of crap. Thanks Brett, thanks a lot.
The one hope I have is that some day in twenty years some good director will pull a Bryan Singer and make a sequel to X2, kinda like whatever Singer is doing now with "Superman Returns". The only hope.
This is sad. The MBTA (Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority) is converting to automated fare collection by the end of the year.
That means no more T Tokens!
So next year you'll need a "CharlieTicket" to ride, after they get rid of tokens. Basically it's like an E-ZPass with stored value on the card, in the magnetic strip.
They say the CharlieTicket is an outgrowth of our cashless society, and that it's easier than tokens. But you know what I think it is? In 1998 when I finished school, a fare was 85 cents. Now it's a buck twenty-five to ride. And they're proposing a hike to $1.70 a ride.
That's why they want stored value cards. It saves you from thinking of each ride being $1.70! Because if you had to pay the ticket window person $1.70 each time, you'd be pissed off!
You realize that's doubling the fare in eight years. The only other ticket price hike that extreme? Disneyland under Michael Eisner!! In 1982 a one day ticket to Disneyland was $12, in 1990 it was up to $25.50.
I know they have to make improvements on the T (I really do, one of my brother's friends from college who is an engineer for the T is up visiting this Memorial Day Weekend). And I know gas prices have more than doubled in the last eight years (Zeig heil to the President Gasman!) But still, $1.70 to ride from Kenmore to Government Center? Stupid.
Last night Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling earned his 200th career win, and I was at the game!
Other highlights: JT Snow played first, and Kevin Youkilis played left field for Manny. Youk had never played outfield in the major leagues, and it kind of showed. Willy Harris played center, Wily Mo Pena is out with a sore wrist. Coco Crisp is alllllmost ready to come back, I guess he had a good game with the PawSox on Saturday. He should be back on Monday.
Tampa thirdbaseman Aubrey Huff was ejected for arguing a close call at first base. There were a couple of close pitches, but no real fights. I bet today is the day for a fight.
Either way, it was an amazing game. God, I love Fenway Park. It fits perfectly into Boston, too, you know? Historic, a little patched-together, but full of character.
Here are some photos:
Bonjour! It's actually, how you say, "Pixar does A Mouse." The trailer for the post-Cars Ratatouille is up, en francais.
Don't worry what the mouse character is saying. It's just some clever, cute Pixar dialogue. Enjoy the animation.
Today the sports page reports that Theo Epstein, the General Manager of the Red Sox, is engaged.
And I report that lots of women in New England are sad.
Me personally? I think he looks a bit like a Muppet ...
Is it the eyebrows? The ears? The chin?
I don't know, but something about him is just too Muppetish.
Holy cow! This is horrible!
TOKYO (Reuters) - Japan's Canon Inc. said on Thursday that it would consider
A spokesman at Canon, the world's largest digital camera maker, said it would
Canon said it would continue to produce and sell existing models and make a
Canon's statement follows an announcement earlier this year by rival Nikon Corp.
Konica Minolta Holdings Inc., meanwhile, has said it would exit the camera and
The photographic film and film camera markets have been shrinking rapidly in the
Miles.
Per.
Gallon.
Yep. I filled up das Jetta this morning after 440 miles. Isn't that insane? Forget hybrids, forget biodisel. All you need is a Jetta and 55 mph in the early-ass morning and late at night between Bridgton and Portland.
Just a hair shy of 37 mpg. 0.007519 miles shy, to be exact. That's only 39 feet!!
Love it.
Okay, not really, but I saw this photo of Mischa Barton today, and the little Pomeranian looks like one I used to know in California.
Here's Otis, my ex-girlfriend's dog.
He was cute, I mean, as "cute" as dogs can be. Dogs aren't meant to be puntable. But he was a cute little Ewok bastard. For the month that she had him. Ironically she gave him away to a Pomeranian shelter ... in Orange County.
And I know what you're going to say, talking about my ex's dog. You're going to bring up The Big Lebowski, aren't you?
He lets the small yapping dog out of the carrier. It scoots around the bowling
Anyway, Otis had his papers, too. He was worth ... well, he was worth more than I make in a week.
Cute little Ewok bastard.
So much to write about with the 24 season finale last night, and the Sox whupping the Yankees ... but first I have to say, "Good job Clippers". So close. Closer than the Lakers, really.
Better luck next year ...
You have to download the EP "Never Trust a Hippy" from NOFX. I'm a casual fan of theirs, I think I own two or three of their albums, and I saw them a few times when I lived in Los Angeles. But this EP is great.
NOFX has been around forever (they are "the punk Rolling Stones") and written lots of great jokey two minute punk songs. Nothing wrong with that. But this disc (I hesitate to call it a 'disc' since it's technically a download from iTunes, but those are just semantics) - this disc has jokey two minute punk songs that actually mean something.
The song aptly titled "I'm Going To Hell For This One" is about Jesus, but not in that fun Christian idoltry way. He's more of a real dude, who's pissed that everyone's making money off of him. And he still likes wine, too.
He's not the white child hippy
Jesus Christ is coming back,
Super Star, The Passion of
But the best song of them is "You're Wrong". It's acoustic, which doesn't sound too punk, but it bounces back and forth between jokey and serious - I mean, rhyming "turning tricks" and "trickle down economics"? Awesome.
You're wrong when you imprison people turning tricks,
It looks like things are unwinding even more for our President. "When conservatives are unhappy, bad things happen to the Republican Party ..."
Awesome. Check it out.
I got a new camera and it arrived today! I'm so excited! It's the Nikon Coolpix L1.
It's kind of a waste, I know. My other camera works fine still, although it's a little sketchy focusing photos indoors, and it eats up four AA batteries at a pop, and it weighs three pounds.
So I figure while I still have a job I should splurge. It seems like there could be some big photo opportunities this spring / summer, and I'd hate to miss them because of my old camera.
I already ran outside this afternoon and took a few photos - here are the lilac trees out behind my brother's house. Not quite blooming, but close. Really close.
Super Pursuit Mode (known as SPM for short), gave KITT the ability to travel at an insane speed of about 300MPH. To do this, KITT transformed by opening up air intake vents, popping out fins to aid manoeuvring, and of course, the rockets. The engaging procedure involved a variety of really cool sound effects, whereas the Emergency Braking System (EBS) was much simpler as it only involved three braking fins appearing (which actually looked like large panels), which brought the car to a sudden halt.
Call me cynical, but I really have to wonder if they killed Marissa Cooper last night on The OC. Now, granted, I haven't watched the show all year long. And in season two she was the most useless character - they tried to hook her up with the gardner, a chick, and booze ... but to no avail. She was still mopey and boring.
But kill her? Seems extreme. Almost ... stunt-ish. Ratings have been low lately, and next fall the show squares off with currently hot Grey's Anatomy, the hotly anticipated Aaron Sorkin Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and some show called CSI.
Could this be like "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" from the Simpsons ... and then everyone is all better next fall?
I really wonder how they're going to do this story-wise, though. Some shows have the first episode of the new season take place immediately following the last episode of last season - but not in The OC world. After the first season the whole summer passed and in late August the show returned right before the kids were going back to school.
But can they do that this year? It seems like they'd miss post-death drama that'd be good for a few episodes, at least. And revenge, too. I'm not sure who the bearded guy who ran Ryan and Marissa's car off the road was, but I'm pretty certain that Ryan would like a little revenge.
Ryan's revenge. It's always a good time.
If current population trends remain the same, Maine is expected to be the last of the U.S. states to obtain majority-minority status, which it is expected to receive somewhere near the year 2146.
In the last two days I've heard two terms for generations that I'd never heard before.
Echo Boom - what I've always called "Generation Y". Born between 1982 and 1995, they're the plugged-in generation. The first generation to grow up with computers at home and online, the Echo Boomers are multi-taskers with cell phones, music downloads, and Instant Messaging.
When I lived in Southern California, they were the Orange County kids I'd see at all of the ska / punk shows. Little Abercrombies with spikey hair and blonde midriff-revealing girlie girls on their sides.
And they're spoiled - having a big impact on the economy, spending their parents money. Apparently economist say that they will be become the next dominant generation of Americans.
Luckily, they're exceedingly tolerant, and the most diverse generation ever with 35 percent who are non-white.
Zoomers - Post-World-War-II Baby Boomers who are retiring, but not in that "pants hiked up with black socks in Florida" way. Becoming more active as they approach retirement, they feel 12 years younger than they are, and act like it. "50 is the new 30," as they say. (And now "60 is the new 40," even).
And you'd better not call them "Seniors".
See, Zoomers feel they're being neglected by Madison Avenue and Hollywood. A big trend in the next few years will be more marketing towards what used to be called the "golden years" set.
Especially in the travel sector, as apparently they're spending their kids' inheritance while living life to the fullest. (Thanks mom and dad).
Here comes The CW! Rising from the ashes of UPN and The WB, The CW is the new replacement network. Well, new being relative. It's really just a UPN/WB Greatest Hits.
WB's "Gilmore Girls," leads into UPN's fan favorite "Veronica Mars".
UPN's "America's Next Top Model" sharing its slot with WB's "Beauty and the Geek."
"Reba," "7th Heaven," "One Tree Hill," "Smallville," "Supernatural," "WWE SmackDown!" "Everybody Hates Chris," "All of Us," "Girlfriends" and "The Game" round out the recycling.
Hey, at least the logo's new:
There's not much new over at Fox, either.
Brad Garrett stars in "`Til Death," which I place squarely two weeks after the premiere episode.
Ming-Na (remember 'wen' she was Ming-Na Wen?) plays a missing person detective or something on some show you'll confuse with "Cold Case" and won't watch.
"At least we still have American Idol, fuckers!" Screamed Peter Liguori, network entertainment president. "Fuck all y'all other shows! Prepare to be CRUSHED by Simon and Randy and by an increasingly insane Paula Abdul!"
He also mentioned "24" will return in January and run uninterrupted.
And the ladies love the dude from "Prison Break" so thatÕs coming back, too.
"Bernie Mac," "Stacked," "That '70s Show" and "Malcolm in the Middle" are gone, soon to be joined by the comedy "Happy Hour," about a suddenly single youth in Chicago and "The Winner," a comedy with Rob Corddry of "The Daily Show" playing a man who is supposed to be funny, but the audience will bore of in two episodes. Maybe three if there's a hot guest star in episode 2.
This week on '24' CTU totally broke the law! When Chloe tracked that arms dealer Victor Malina's phone calls, I donÕt remember her asking for a FISA Court warrant.
I imagine that Malina must have residential service with AT&T or Verizon (as Bell South doesn't operate in the San Fernando Valley). They're the three communications companies that forked over customer phone records to the government. Imagine if he only had Qwest! They didn't give their customer's records and then the American public would be screwed!
(Well, I guess more than they already are!)
Historically, phone companies have required law enforcement agencies to present a court order before they would even consider turning over a customer's calling data. But that was all the pre-2001 mindset. The pre-George W mindset.
It'd be fun to do a parody of '24' where the whole operation is shut down, Bauer and Chloe and Karen Hayes and everyone are all waiting for a FISA warrant as the clock ticks away.
Well, my mom's not going to be happy. ABC has officially impeached Geena Davis' President Allen, they've cancelled "Commander in Chief."
But the rest of America will be happy that NBC has put "Joey" (and us) out of two seasons of misery.
In fact, NBC Thursday just got a whole lot funnier - check out the best lineup since ... well, ever. (No filler such as "Caroline in the City," "Boston Common," "Suddenly Susan" or "Will & Grace" here!)
8:00 My Name Is Earl
"Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" is, if you haven't heard, West Wing creator Aaron Sorkin's behind the scenes dramady at a late-night comedy show, starring Matthew Perry, Bradley Whitford, Timothy Busfield, D.L. Hughley, Steven Weber and Amanda Peet. I haven't been this excited for a show since ... well, ever!!
Also hot? "Scrubs" received a full-season order, even though it's not on the schedule.
NBC has the most new shows, it seems, and they're all full of celebrities.
Alec Baldwin, Jeff Goldblum, John Stamos, John Lithgow, Jeffrey Tambor, Paul Haggis and Andy Richter anchor new shows, such as:
"30 Rock" - SNL head writer Tina Fey plays the head writer of "a frenetic television variety show" with Alec Baldwin, Rachel Dratch, Tracy Morgan. Yes, it sounds like the sitcom step-brother of "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip". No, it won't be as good - but Fey is funny, remember "Mean Girls" wasn't bad! (Is that the second time this week I've mentioned "Mean Girls"? Dang!)
"Raines" - a House-ian police detective drama starring Jeff Goldblum. I love describing a new show by making a popular show into an adjective. "West Wing-esque," "King of Queensian".
"20 Good Years" - John Lithgow and Jeffrey Tambor play friends who estimate they have two solid decades left to change their lives. I, however, give them two episodes. Tops. Old funny guys aren't as funny as young funny guys.
"Andy Barker, P.I." - Andy Richter's midseason replacement comedy about an accountant who turns gumshoe. I love Richter. Except from "Quintuplets" or whatever his show was this year.
"The Singles Table" - This fall's attempt to redo Friends, this half-hour comedy sees five "witty and single strangers" bond while consigned to the "singles table" at a wedding. John Cho (Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle) stars.
"ER" - no, it's not new (not since the early 1990s) but John Stamos joins the cast of the show that now has to share Thursday at 10 pm with Paul Haggis' "The Black Donnellys".
CBS has fewer holes in its lineup to plug with random celebrities, but boy, it's still trying hard. James Woods, Jeri Ryan, Skeet Ulrich, Ray Liotta, Virginia Madsen, Joe Pantoliano are in these:
"Shark" - A legal drama starring James Woods and Jeri Ryan. You'll want to watch the first episode, as it will likely be the last.
"Jericho" - A postnuclear-disaster tale starring Skeet Ulrich. This actually interests me. That means it'll likely last two episodes. The show is set in Kansas after a nuclear strike has devastated Earth and one town might be the only survivors. And you know I love me some post-apocalyptic action.
"Smith" starring Ray Liotta and Virginia Madsen as career criminals. Whatever.
"Waterfront" which stars Joe Pantoliano as the ethically challenged mayor of Providence, R.I. How much you want to bet Joey Pants gets his legs broken by Columbus Day?
"The King of Queens" - it's not new, it's ninth. The ninth season has been given a 13-episode midseason order to accommodate Kevin James' feature commitments. Which is, quite frankly, the funniest line I read today. Is James too busy with "Hitch 2" to star in 13 more episodes of this mind-numbing crap? Good Lord.
ABC drains the D-List dry with their batch of "celebrities" ... Ted Danson, Taye Diggs, Calista Flockhart, Anne Heche and David Arquette.
"Brothers & Sisters" - Stars Flockhart in a drama about a maladjusted family. Let me guess, Flockhart is the whiney and annoying sister?
"Help Me Help You" - Danson is a self-help guru going through a midlife crisis. If it's anything like "Becker" I'm going to shoot myself now. In fact, let me talk a bit about "Becker". For the longest time our local Fox station had "Becker" on at 10 pm - which is immediately after "24". So we get the clink-clink, clink-clink, clink-clink of "24" followed immediately by the slutty saxamaphone of "Becker". It's like the best and worst night at the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. God damn "Becker".
"Men in Trees" - Heche is a relationship counselor who moves to Alaska. Jesus, if this is a "quirky dramady" Rob Morrow better sue somebody.
"Day Break" - Taye Diggs in a thriller that uses elements of the movie "Groundhog Day."
A thriller that uses themes from Bill Murray's magnum opus?!? What more can you say?
The funniest thing I saw on my 85 minute drive to work this morning (thanks rain!) was a dude hitchhiking in Windham. Now, in my almost two years of commuting to Portland, IÕve seen about three hitchhikers. ItÕs very rare. And when I do see them, theyÕre generally close to Portland. Windham is suburban edge of civilization in our area. You know, the closest McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Blockbuster to us. True, Bridgton now has a Hannaford, but Windham has a Hannaford across the street from a Shaws. Windham also has Quiznos, Applebees and a Tim Hortons. ItÕs not the big city, but itÕs getting there.
Anyway, the hitchhiker. First off, weÕre in week two of The Deluge Š this is seriously the eighth day of rain here. This morning was only sprinkles, but still, thatÕs got to suck to be standing in even a light rain.
But homeboy was smiling, which was good. Who wants to pick up a frowning hitchhiker at 7:15 in the morning? And he was holding, nay, he was clutching, a big plastic bag that was filled ... I canÕt even type this without laughing ... it was filled with something that looked ... like feces.
Sure, maybe it was no-bake chocolate cookies. Or perhaps crumbly brownies. But to me I saw a smiling dude in the rain holding a bag of shit.
ThatÕs pretty awesome.
Apple's released info on the new MacBook 13 inch laptop. Look at it. So nice.
I want one!!!!
I might have been playing cool around here, but I'm a total geek for Wikipedia. I love reading the most random articles. Like one night in March I couldn't sleep, so I spent an hour reading about the World Wrestling Entertainment. Seriously. And I don't even like wrestling. (Although I did go to college with Stephanie McMahon - but that's a different story for a different time.)
Anyway, yesterday I found the coolest page - The Muppet Wiki.
Just like Wikipedia, the Muppet Wiki has thousands of pages written and edited by anyone and everyone on the web. It's like a big Borg communal encyclopedia.
Take, for example, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem - my favorite Muppets. Did you know the trumpet player, Lips, was invented in the last season of The Muppet Show? Or that he even had a name? Maybe you didn't know that Clifford, who hosted Muppets Tonight, was in the band for The Muppets at Walt Disney World?
See? You're learning stuff already.
One small problem, however, with being reader written and supported is the lack of general oversight. I was looking for info about the song the Electric Mayhem sings in The Muppets at Walt Disney World, and in one place it's referred to as "Rockin' All Around the World" and in another "Rock n' Rollin' Around the World".
But that was yesterday. Maybe if I check today it'll be updated.
Gotta love the wiki.
Now, I'm not the President of the Lindsay Lohan Fan Club of America or anything, but I don't hate her. Honestly I don't think about her too much. But apparently the readers of Star Magazine are not fans.
See, Star Magazine has a poll where you can rate the most hated celebrity in Hollywood. And right now Lindsay Lohan is far and away the leader of the pack. Twice as many people hate her than hate the Britney Spears-knockin' up, cornrow-wearin', bad rappin' Kevin Federline!
Is this in reaction to her interview with Matt Lauer this week where she was spacy and sniffling and apparently wearing the same clothes as the day before? 'Cause yeah, that's weird, but not a hatable offense. I mean, at least Mean Girls was good. What has Paris Hilton done ... ever?
And, more importantly, why is Alec Baldwin on this list? Yeah, homeboy's a joke, a shell of her former self (Beetlejuice is a damn fine movie, yo!) But do we hate him? No!
Wow, I don't know what's more wrong about this article, the fact that OJ Simpson has a candid camera show, or the fact that he's making jokes about the Bronco thing.
O.J. Pulls White Bronco Prank on 'Juiced'
LOS ANGELES -- In a scene from his new candid-camera program "Juiced," O.J.
As part of the pay-per-view show, Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco at a used
"It was good for me _ it helped me get away," Simpson said, referring to the
Goldman's father, Fred, told "Inside Edition" he found Simpson's comment
Simpson was acquitted of murder. A civil jury later held him liable for the
Much of that judgment remains unpaid.
"Any money that he makes, I hope, will go to satisfy the multimillion dollar
The hour-long program is airing on pay-per-view this month, and a DVD offering
Other practical jokes include Simpson disguised as an Elvis impersonator, a
Simpson was not paid for the program, Mahr said.
"Basically O.J. Simpson has decided to do this because he wants to do it, and he
©2006 The Associated Press
Not that I'd ever miss an episode of 24 ... but as a backup plan this is sweet!
Apple's iTunes starts selling Fox TV shows
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Apple Computer Inc.'s iTunes has started to sell episodes
Shows including "24" and "Prison Break," as well as FX Network shows such as
iTunes has also started to sell episodes of older series, such as "Buffy the
The three other major networks, including Walt Disney's ABC, General Electric's
Networks are pursuing the younger generation wherever members get their
James Gianopulos, co-chairman of News Corp.'s Fox Filmed Entertainment, in
Last night I wasn't even thinking straight when I complained only about the ugly-ass Blizzard Beach Walt Disney World McDonald's.
I forgot two of my biggest Disney / McDonald's pet peeves in California:
California Adventure's billboard:
And Disneyland Park's Conestoga Fries, hosted by McDonald's:
The parks will be so much nicer without these two eyesores ...
Good. Now can they please get rid of the ugliest McDonalds ever ... the one on Walt Disney World property over by Blizzard Beach?!??!
For 10 years, Walt Disney Co. and McDonald's appeared to have the perfect
marriage. Happy Meals bore little figurines of Nemo, Mr. Incredible and 101
Dalmatians.
But no more. This is one relationship that's ending in part because of the
children.
Disney is not renewing its cross-promotional pact with the fast-food giant,
Under the terms of the agreement, said to be worth $1 billion to Disney,
Disney declined to discuss the breakup. But in a conference call last year,
"There is value" in fast-food tie-ins, Jobs said then. "But there are also some
And Disney is not the only studio that thinks French fries loaded with trans
DreamWorks Animation SKG is working with McDonald's to promote "Shrek 3," due
The end of the Happy Meal partnership with Disney comes at a time when the
But some say the more discreet actions of the entertainment industry could
"I think it would have impact in contributing to the cultural change that is
One of the industry's most prominent critics, "Fast Food Nation" author Eric
Sources on both sides of the agreement say the parting of the ways was mutual.
Disney released a statement praising its decades-long relationship with
That sentiment was shared by Dean Barrett, senior vice president of global
"Our relationship was ongoing before the agreement and will continue after,"
Barrett said the only factor that was really changing was the exclusivity of the
Disney has not signed any new promotional deals with fast-food providers, even
"Fast food has been a very important promotional partner in promoting films to
Restaurant analysts don't expect the bottom line of McDonald's to suffer if
Elizabeth Calvin, a West Los Angeles mother who occasionally takes her
Happy Meals are marketed to children between the ages of 3 and 9. A Happy Meal
McDonald's won't say how much of its business comes from the sale of Happy
Blame impressionable young minds and "the nag factor," said Jerome Williams, a
According to a study released last month by the National Center for Health
Those figures may be conservative, said James O. Hill, director of the
"The government doesn't use the term 'obese' for children," Hill said. "They use
Other factors contributed to the unraveling of the McDonald's-Disney alliance.
For its part, Disney grew disgruntled with some of McDonald's advertising
Hollywood and fast food have been closely aligned since the 1980s, with some
An exception is the "Harry Potter" franchise, which had only one promotional
That's in part because "Harry Potter" author J.K. Rowling went on record stating
Nelson said Warner Bros. planned to continue fast-food tie-ins to promote other
"We are certainly conscious and watching the situation with childhood obesity
That said, Nelson added, "we're not going to walk away from the category."
Copyright © 2006 Los Angeles Times
I hate seeing things that I wish I had thought of first.
You know what I mean? Little jokes that are clever or funny, but not beyond how clever or funny you think you are yourself? But sometimes they're not actually as funny as you think you could have made them?
Well, cracked.com has something I wish I had thought of. Retro tee shirts from the year 2026.
I think I could have done better with the topic, and certainly wish I had thought of it first ...
So no Clippers / Lakers playoff series after all, huh? Too bad, I was kind of hoping for the Clippers to cause some damage.
See, I'm trying to repent for hopping on the Lakers train for the six years I lived in Southern California. It was a wild ride, Shaq, Kobe, Horry, Fisher, Fox, Kareem Rush, Devean George, Luke Walton, Mark Madsen, oh yeah, Karl Malone and Gary Payton ... topped off with Phil Jackson. Damn. Those were some lineups. But much like the city we lived in, we didn't know the history, we didn't care. We all just went to the shiny fancy huge Staples Center with tons of cheap available parking and watched really expensive basketball. All flash. Just like LA.
Nope. Last night I spent watching Tim Wakefield rock the Orioles at Fenway (okay, I wasn't AT Fenway, I was watching on NESN, but still). I watched Wily Mo Pena feel at home in the batters box and in center field. And I watched Manny crush a ball over the monster.
Nope. No overpaid Kobe babies here (okay, Manny is close to overpaid, but he's not a baby).
Wow. Honestly, I was betting that this wouldn't happen until George Lucas was dead. You know, one of those ways that the remaining family cash in one last time.
But no.
Huh.
Sweet. I'm psyched for this. I hate the special editions, and promised never to buy any of them.
Cool.
Star Wars fan Philip Wise has purchased a home-video copy of George Lucas'
Repeatedly released in various formats during the past 29 years, the 1977
The theatrical versions of 1980's The Empire Strikes Back and 1983's Return of
Thus far, only Lucas' recut and digitally repopulated "special edition" versions
The films' original cuts will be sold separately in "attractively priced"
"Over the years, a truly countless number of fans have told us they would love
Wise agrees that Jedi followers have been vocal about wanting the original
"[The fans were telling Lucas,] 'You've been taking our money for 30 years, so
Indeed, Lucas has taken in quite a bit of money from the completist fan. Last
Made at the right time, at the dawn of the VCR, Star Wars has been released and
To date, the complete, theatrical version of Star Wars has been available in box
"When are people going to wake up to the fact that they've got six copies of the
For the record, Gentile does not blame Lucas for "making a living and delivering
Gentile, who owns the original trilogy on VHS (special-edition version), says he
"Eventually, [there will be] hi-def," Gentile says, "then there's going to be
Officially, the upcoming Star Wars DVD sale will end Dec. 31--that's when the
Asked how Lucas foresaw the future of Star Wars on DVD (and whatever format
Here's guessing said future comes with at least one all-new new commentary
What?!?!
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Sally will drop nightshade into Dr.
The digital release of the 1993 stop-motion animated classic is set for October
"Nightmare" marks the second digital 3-D theatrical release from Disney after
Burton and "Nightmare" director Henry Selick are involved in the digital
"When visitors came to visit the set of 'Nightmare Before Christmas,' they were
Disney's rerelease of the wicked tale represents the first 3-D feature to stake
"Nightmare" is in the early stages of being digitally scanned and converted into
Executives were reluctant to discuss the design of the 3-D passive glasses that
Domestically, "Nightmare" made $50.3 million when first released in 1993.
Sony Pictures' "Monster House," executive produced by Robert Zemeckis and Steven
Reuters/Hollywood Reporter
Man, that was an AMAZING game on Monday night. I swear that's the Story of the Year for Boston sports. Forget Johnny Damon returning to Fenway. Mirabelli returning to Fenway, that's the story.
On Monday I was listening to the pre-game show on the radio driving to my brother's coffee shop to watch the game. Then WEEI announced that Mirabelli's plane wouldn't arrive on time, and Varitek was going to have to catch for Wakefield. Now, I've seen Varitek catch the knuckleball a few times, especially when Wake came in to pitch relief in 2004's playoffs. It ain't pretty. Nothing against Varitek - it's an impossible job for anyone.
Like poor Josh Bard. Good catcher, he tried really hard. Oh, and last night I saw that his birthday is March 30th - the same day as mine. I feel bad for him.
But I'm really glad that Theo and the management got off of their duffs and reversed the wrong they made this winter when they traded Mirabelli.
Lastly, did you SEE that Ortiz home run INTO the wind?? Holy crap was that pounded!!
He got the call, from Padres general manager Kevin Towers, at 8:30 a.m., Pacific
And you thought you had a busy day.
Though Doug Mirabelli had heard rumors of an impending trade, he was not certain
''I was excited," said Mirabelli, who, against some people's advice to ''cut the
''I knew, since they were flying me across country, that they wanted me here as
He made it. Barely.
With a private plane scheduled to touch down for him at 9:30 a.m., and not much
He arrived at the airport around 10, factoring in time for the plane to refuel
Which meant, really, that he had a five-hour break from the craziness, though it
''I'm looking at my watch, saying, 'Man, this is not going to work,' " Mirabelli
When the plane touched down at 6:48 at Logan, waiting there was a single police
And, as the world now knows, Mirabelli donned that uniform for the first time
As the SUV passed the corner of Ipswich and Boylston Streets, McCormick's
Then, with just his socks on his feet, Mirabelli ran into the clubhouse, and
The catcher arrived behind the plate with almost everything he needed -- living
McCormick, when asked if he ever had to arrange anything like Monday's travel,
''Once we had the jet company check and the pilots said they would be touching
''There couldn't have been more pressure on me at that moment," said Mirabelli.
''Believe me, I just wanted it to work out like it was supposed to, like it
After the Red Sox had won, 7-3, Mirabelli shed Jason Varitek's equipment, and
Finally.
Copyright © 2006 Globe Newspaper Company.
Wow.
Just ... wow.
This had better be true.
Wow.
If you think Johnny Damon's going to get booed tonight, think how much this guy is going to get cheered.
Wow.
The Boston Red Sox have finalized a trade to obtain catcher Doug Mirabelli from
Mirabelli, Tim Wakefield's normal catcher last season when Mirabelli was with
The Yankees also tried to obtain Mirabelli to keep him from returning to the Red
The Red Sox traded Mirabelli to the Padres for second baseman Mark Loretta in
Mirabelli had been Wakefield's personal catcher in Boston before being traded.
He is a career .240 hitter with 47 homers and 165 RBI in 459 career games for
Bard, who has caught Wakefield's five starts in 2006, leads the major leagues
Last Updated on: May 31, 2006
© 2006 Joshua Paul Edwards
By ERIN CRAWFORD
Des Moines Register
May 30, 2006
"Punk'D" creator Ashton Kutcher and his actress wife, Demi Moore, Sunday night
around 11.
out that the celebrities were driving to Des Moines from Homestead. Kutcher is
an Iowa native.
dressed in white and danced to DJ AM, a Los Angeles-based club disc jockey.
said 21-year-old Jamie Dorrell of Des Moines, who was at the packed bar with
friends. "They didn't want to leave and were crowding around the booth that Demi
and Ashton were sitting in."
been visiting Kutcher's family when DJ AM text messaged them, asking for a Des
Moines restaurant recommendation.
his set.
send out messages to hundreds of Aura customers. Caudle spent thousands of
dollars to hire DJ AM, but having two A-list celebrities stop by was bonus
publicity.
booth and hanging out in the DJ booth, where Kutcher jumped around
enthusiastically.
restroom, the bar cleared it for her.
and very polite. She went out of her way to talk to other people."
minor to be in a bar late at night, as long as she isn't consuming alcohol.
Kutcher didn't want to drive home and requested a helicopter.
helicopter," Caudle said.
celebrities home in his own Cadillac Escalade.
Moore wasn't friendly with the cameras, he said.
"Granted, when you're famous and rich, you probably get tired of people in your
face. But when you're in a public establishment and people are looking at you,
they want a picture. She was pointing at people and saying, 'Get away from us.'"
05/31/06 - who needs clemens, we have ... pauley??
RED SOX NOTEBOOK
Pauley to start as Wells goes on DL
By Chris Snow, Globe Staff
May 31, 2006
minor league complex, Double A righthander David Pauley sat behind the backstop
charting Wells's pitches as a favor to the coaches. Tonight, he will be taking
Wells's turn in the rotation, without so much as a single appearance above
Double A Portland.
was shocked at first. It took me a few minutes to come down and realize what was
going on. Biggest point in my life."
Wells on the disabled list today with a right knee contusion, ruling him out of
pitching Tuesday at Yankee Stadium and ruling him out of anything until at least
June 11 vs. Texas.
DL until now, Francona said, "because he was giving it such a good shot to try
to pitch."
the manager said. "I said to him, `Seems to me that if you thought you could
pitch you'd be yelling at me.' And he says, `Yeah.' So it made it painfully
obvious to me that that was the move to make.
time since calling up Abe Alvarez in July 2004. Alvarez, who is 5-1 with a 2.78
ERA for Pawtucket, could have been summoned to pitch today on normal rest. But
the decision-makers didn't want to use a soft-throwing lefthander against a
Toronto lineup stacked with righthanded power.
have a day off the next day. It's not like he has to go eight. And hopefully
some unfamiliarity with him will get him through. We think he can handle a start
or two or whatever it ends up being."
Sox thrusting Pauley into that setting. Pauley is widely regarded as a fringe
fifth starter in the big leagues with average to below-average arm strength, a
scouting report he probably wouldn't dispute.
an average guy -- four-seamers at 88 to 90 [m.p.h], curveball was inconsistent,
and below-average changeup," he said.
for Dave Roberts, Pauley morphed into a sinkerball pitcher. He said he throws
sinkers about 85 percent of the time, usually at 86-91 m.p.h.
strikeout pitch. And I can get ahead with it."
Bank Park in Philadelphia, and he's somewhat thankful to have struggled (4 IP, 8
H, 5 R, including a three-run homer by Chase Utley).
said. "It's a pretty significant jump."
was a possibility of starting Craig Hansen. Hansen, who is 0-1 with a 1.54 ERA
in three starts with Pawtucket, would be pitching on three days' rest if he were
called upon.
Francona said. ``When he's ready, they'll let us know. Then we can decide what
role he's best suited for here."
05/28/06 - Curt Schilling's 200th win - and I was there!
05/25/06 - Pixar does The Mouse
05/25/06 - Canon might stop making film camerasCanon considers halt to film camera development
Thu May 25, 8:55 AM ET
halting development of new film cameras as it focuses resources on digital
models, the latest sign of the rapidly fading role of film in photography.
consider whether it needs to continue developing both compact and single lens
reflex (SLR) film models because the markets for both are shrinking.
final judgment on the business in the future while monitoring market demand.
that it would stop producing most of its film cameras, expect for a few
professional products.
photo film markets, where it has been losing money amid stiff competition and
weak demand.
past few years due to the rising popularity of digital cameras, which can take
and store photos without the need for film.
Isn't it weird that the dog in the Big Lebowski isn't actually a Pomeranian?!
What the fuck're you talking about?
DUDE
The carrier. What's in the fucking
carrier?
Huh? Oh--Cynthia's Pomeranian.
WALTER
Can't leave him home alone or he
eats the furniture.
What the fuck are you--
DUDE
I'm saying, Cynthia's Pomeranian.
WALTER
I'm looking after it while Cynthia
and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
You brought a fucking Pomeranian
DUDE
bowling?
What do you mean "brought it bowling"?
WALTER
I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not
buying it a fucking beer. He's not
gonna take your fucking turn, Dude.
table, sniffing at bowlers and wagging its tail.
Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife askedDUDE
me to take care of her fucking dog
while she and her boyfriend went to
Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck
herself. Why can't she board it?
First of all, Dude, you don't have WALTER
an ex, secondly, it's a fucking show
dog with fucking papers. You can't
board it. It gets upset, its hair
falls out.
Hey man--
DUDE
Fucking dog has papers, Dude.WALTER
05/23/06 - Los Angeles Clippers
05/21/06 - NOFX
Jesus Christ will resurrect,
He's got his BMI royalty to collect.
He looks and acts more like an indignant Ice-T.
He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass.
He wants his money not your love.
You're wrong about virtues of Christianity,
And you're wrong if you agree with Sean Hannity,
If you think that pride is about nationality,
You're wrong.
And you're wrong about trickle down economics,
If you think that punk rock doesn't mix with politics,
You're wrong.
05/21/06 - Bush's Base feels betrayed, and they're not happy ...
05/19/06 - SPM
05/17/06 - Jack Bauer hates the FISA Court
That's hot.
8:30 The Office
9:00 Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
10:00 ER
05/14/06 - Muppets galore!
05/12/06 - OJ Simpson has a candid-camera show?!?
The Associated Press
Friday, May 12, 2006; 2:04 AM
Simpson pulls a prank involving the infamous white Bronco, drawing criticism
from the family of a man he was accused of killing.
car lot and boasts to a prospective buyer that he made the vehicle famous,
according to a segment aired Thursday on "Inside Edition."
slow-speed, televised police chase that preceded his 1994 arrest on charges of
murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman.
"morally reprehensible."
deaths and ordered him to pay $33.5 million to the Brown and Goldman families.
judgment made against him in the civil case," said Brown family attorney Gloria
Allred.
uncensored material will be made available soon, "Juiced" executive producer
Rick Mahr told The Associated Press.
vagabond selling oranges for money and an elderly man leading a Bingo game.
wanted to have fun with it," Mahr said.
50 minutes ago
of shows from News Corp.'s Fox television network, the latest major U.S. TV
network to reach a deal with Apple's Internet download service.
"The Shield," were available on the download service on Tuesday morning, at
$1.99 per episode.
Vampire Slayer" and "Lost in Space."
NBC, and CBS Corp. already sell shows on iTunes. They also redistribute some
programming via other means over the Internet, including their own Web sites.
entertainment, which is more often on the go with devices such as the iPod from
Apple. ITunes allows downloads for watching on the computer or on an iPod.
December told the Reuters Media and Advertising Summit that Fox would be open to
a deal with iTunes.
05/08/06 - Disney / McDonald's End Partnership
Los Angeles Times
Disney Loses Its Appetite for Happy Meal Tie-Ins
As more children lean toward obesity, Mickey and Co. lean away from McDonald's fast food.
By Rachel Abramowitz, Times Staff Writer
May 8, 2006
ending the arrangement with this summer's release of "Cars" and "Pirates of the
Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest." One reason, say multiple high-ranking sources
within Disney, is that the company - which prides itself on being family
friendly - wants to distance itself from fast food and its links to the epidemic
of childhood obesity.
McDonald's paid $100 million in royalties and conducted 11 promotions a year for
Disney films, videos and TV shows, with seven aimed specifically toward the
young Happy Meal consumers. Disney also agreed to let McDonald's set up shop
inside its theme parks.
Pixar Animation Studios chief Steve Jobs - who is now Disney's largest
shareholder in the wake of Disney's recent purchase of Pixar - signaled his
ambivalence about using characters to sell fast food while promoting a film.
concerns, as our society becomes more conscious of some of the implications of
fast food."
fats may be too hot to handle.
out next year. But according to one top-level source inside the studio, there is
already internal debate about whether the lovable green ogre should steer clear
of Chicken McNuggets and Big Macs in favor of the more healthful fare that
McDonald's has added to its menu, such as salads (Shrek is, after all,
overweight).
processed- and fast-food industries are under fire on a number of fronts because
of growing concerns about expanding waistlines, particularly among youngsters.
Last week, former President Clinton announced an agreement worked out by his
William J. Clinton Foundation and the American Heart Assn. to persuade the
makers of Coke, Pepsi and others to phase out the sale of sugary soft drinks in
schools.
ultimately have a greater influence, especially if other corporate giants follow
suit.
necessary," said Dr. J. Michael McGinnis, chairman of a National Academy of
Sciences panel that just released a study showing how food marketing adversely
affects children's diets. "The committee thought it was important for the use of
cartoon characters that appeal to children only to be used in the marketing of
healthy products."
Schlosser, said it would be "hugely significant" if Hollywood walked away from
Happy Meals. "It will put more pressure on McDonald's to change what they sell
in Happy Meals. The obesity issue would be irrelevant if the food in the Happy
Meals was healthy."
And it's not a complete divorce. McDonald's fare will continue to be offered in
Disney's theme parks. Disney is also leaving open the possibility of McDonald's
promotions geared toward adults.
McDonald's, adding: "While our contract with them will expire at the end of the
year, we look forward to a more flexible, nonexclusive relationship where we
will be working with them on a case-by-case basis."
marketing for McDonald's.
Barrett said. "We've had great success. There's great entertainment value with
us and Disney, and I would think that would continue for years to come."
relationship - McDonald's is now free to partner with other studios. Hence
McDonald's new, two-year agreement with DreamWorks, beginning with "Shrek 3."
DreamWorks declined to comment.
though its purchase of Pixar gave it an even bigger slate of potential
family-oriented blockbusters to market to youngsters. Industry analysts say the
breakup will force both Disney and McDonald's to find new promotional outlets.
children," said industry analyst Lowell Singer of Cowen and Co. "As the animated
marketplace gets more competition over the next few years, Disney will need to
be much more aggressive and creative in reaching children though other
promotional outlets."
other studios and toy companies pick up where Disney left off. Children may not
even notice.
7-year-old son Gabriel to McDonald's, said the change won't make a difference to
him. "He definitely is interested in the toy aspect more than the food," she
said. "I'm not sure he really cares which toy it is. He likes the ones that are
little games more than he does the plastic characters."
with a cheeseburger, small fries and Sprite totals 670 calories, with 26 grams
of fat and 4.5 grams of trans fat - the fat type that experts say is
particularly dangerous. In recent years, McDonald's has added healthful
alternatives such as apples and low-fat milk.
Meals. But a good toy promotion can double or triple those sales.
professor and advertising expert at the University of Texas. "Kids see a movie,
and see it's being promoted with a particular product, they'll nag their parents
about it," he said. "Studies have shown that, after a while, parents will give
in to their childrenÉ. They're not so much expressing a preference for a Happy
Meal but for the character the Happy Meal is associated with."
Statistics of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 19% of children
ages 6 to 11 are overweight, and 17% of teenagers are overweight.
University of Colorado's Center for Human Nutrition. He said new government data
suggest that as many as 40% of young children are overweight and about 20% fall
into the obese category.
the terms 'overweight' and 'at risk for overweight' [that are] comparable to
'obese' and 'overweight' for adults. Very few of those kids are going to grow
out of it. Most of them are going to grow up to be overweight and obese adults."
Although the relationship boasted hit promotions for such films as "101
Dalmatians" and "Lilo & Stitch," some McDonald's franchisees began to chafe when
the studio churned out clunkers like "Treasure Planet." The company also had to
abide by Disney's strict rules regarding use of its characters, which were not
allowed to be seen eating McDonald's food.
efforts and had problems with the fast-food giant's toy production schedule,
according to a high-level Disney executive. The studio had to lock down release
dates at least 18 months ahead of time to accommodate the needs of McDonald's.
If the studio moved the date, it had to pay a penalty to McDonald's.
sort of fast-food tie-in to almost every major film targeting children.
partner, Coca-Cola, for the first two movies, and none for the last two.
that "fast-food kids meals would be her worst nightmare," said Diane Nelson,
executive vice president of global brand management for Warner Bros. "She made
it clear she had an aversion to it. "We É decided internally it was not the
right way to approach the brand."
films, and noted that the industry now offered more healthful alternatives to
give people a choice.
and how that is being tied in with our businessÉ. It's important to be
responsible."
05/07/06 - Retro tee shirts from the year 2026.
05/07/06 - Kobe
05/05/06 - Star Wars: A New Hope Non-Special Edition on DVD!"Star Wars" on DVD, Again... For the First Time
By Joal Ryan
2 hours, 33 minutes ago
seminal sci-fi film six times--"seven, including the Beta edition"--and he's not
done yet. Because Lucas isn't done yet.
theatrical version of Lucas' Star Wars will be issued on home video again, but
for the first time on DVD, on Sept. 12, LucasFilm announced Thursday.
the Jedi, Star Wars' companion movies from the original trilogy, also will make
their DVD debuts on that date.
of the three trailblazing films have been available on DVD. Having taken the
keeper of the Force at his word when he said the special editions were his final
word on the movies, Wise, the Webmaster of the leading Star Wars fan site,
TheForce.net, called Thursday's announcement a "big surprise."
two-disc sets that will include the movies' respective special-edition versions
which, in true Lucasonian fashion, have been issued on DVD multiple times in
recent years. According to Lucasfilm, "attractively priced" works out to $29.95
per package.
to see and own the original versions that they remember experiencing in
theaters," Lucasfilm and LucasArts executive Jim Ward said in a statement.
Star Wars movies, in their original forms, on DVD.
why not take it again, because this time we want you to take it,'" says Wise.
year, Forbes estimated that Lucas' Star Wars empire has generated more than $20
billion in sales, no small chunk of which is likely due to home video.
rereleased so many times in so many different formats and versions that a
StarWars.com history of the franchise on home video runs more than 3,000 words,
beginning with the 1977 release of clips from the original movie on Super 8
film, and ending in 2002, before the special editions of Star Wars, Empire and
Jedi were issued in a four-DVD box set in 2004, and then issued again in a
three-DVD box set in 2005.
sets, in non-box sets, on fullscreen VHS, on widescreen VHS, on THX-mastered
VHS, on Beta, on a couple of early laser disc formats, and on the more
traditional laser disc format (where it was issued first in fullscreen, natch,
and later in widescreen, natch).
same thing lying around?" asks Tony Gentile, a software/Internet developer who
has argued for the advent of the perpetual license, aka the right to enjoy Star
Wars or any other movie in any existing or future format with just one purchase,
on his blog, buzzhit!
what he honestly believes what people want"; he blames consumers for not
realizing "they're getting the raw end of the deal."
doesn't believe the latest Star Wars DVD release will be the last Star Wars DVD
release.
something after hi-def, and then something after that...So, where does it end?"
limited-edition releases are to be pulled from stores. But unofficially, Wise
expects one, maybe two more DVD packages in the coming years, including a
six-pack that would include all of the franchise's big-screen movies. And,
dedicated as ever, he expects himself to buy Star Wars "two or three more
times."
comes after DVD), a Lucasfilm spokesman said Thursday, "You're going to have to
wait and see what the future holds."
track."Nightmare" awakens for 3-D release
Tue May 2, 2006 4:35am ET
By Sheigh Crabtree
Finkelstein's tea in 3-D come Halloween, when Walt Disney Pictures releases a
digitally remastered version of "Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas."
20.
"Chicken Little" did banner business last year in digital 3-D on 84 U.S. screens
at 81 locations. The digital 3-D boxoffice returns outperformed the standard
screenings nearly 3-to-1, according to Disney estimates.
remastering of the stop-mo feature starring Jack Skellington, the pumpkin king
of Halloween Town.
always amazed by the intricate sets and beautiful puppets -- that they actually
existed in miniature," Selick said Monday. "It was disappointing to see this
effect lost on film. By remastering for 3-D, I hope that some of this magic can
be captured and shown to the audience in a way they've never seen before."
a claim on the Halloween holiday, much like Warner Bros. Pictures called dibs on
the Christmas frame with the 3-D rerelease of 2004's "The Polar Express."
3-D by the computer-graphics group at George Lucas' Industrial Light + Magic.
will be handed out to audiences at "Nightmare" screenings but suggested they
will be appropriately ghoulish and collectible.
Spielberg, is expected to be the next film to play in digital 3-D when released
July 21.
The Boston Globe
He had a lot on his plate
Mirabelli barely had time to catch his breath Monday
By Amalie Benjamin, Globe Staff
May 3, 2006
time, Monday. He caught the first pitch, a knuckleball from Tim Wakefield, at
7:13 p.m., Eastern time. In between? He gathered his belongings, left his wife
and two daughters, boarded a plane, nearly had to switch in Kansas, arrived at
Logan Airport, changed clothes in a state trooper's car, and got to Fenway just
in time to crouch behind the plate and attempt to catch the most challenging
pitch in baseball.
it would come. Or that it would be back to Boston, his preferred destination.
(He does want everyone to know, he emphasized yesterday, that he did not demand
a trade. It just worked out for him.) It had been nothing more than intimation
and innuendo. Until moments after Mirabelli awoke in his San Diego home Monday
morning, when the ringing led to the very words Mirabelli wanted to hear from
Towers.
cord," had watched every Red Sox game this season. ''I was hoping it was going
to get done. I was worried the Yankees would step in and do that. I'm glad it
worked out the way it did.
fast as possible. I told Theo [Epstein] after I got traded, 'If I can make it on
time, I'll play.' "
prep time, Mirabelli spent his last few moments in California throwing as many
clothes as he could into a bag, hoping the combination would result in enough
acceptable outfits to last until his in-laws could help pack up his wife and
kids for the move back East.
and prepare for a cross-country jaunt, and though the jet arrived about a
half-hour late, the catcher was in the air -- with just the two pilots for
company -- at 10:30 a.m.
was almost interrupted by a fuel stop in Kansas, where the jet company had an
extra plane waiting, just in case. Sleep came. People magazine filled the rest
of Mirabelli's time. Once the plane came within an hour of Boston, some tension
began to filter in.
said. ''I had a feeling there was no way I was going to get from the airport
here, dressed and all that, in time to make the game. But we got it done."
car (an SUV, complete with sirens) and a single state trooper (Sgt. David
O'Leary from F Troop, according to Red Sox officials, though the police would
confirm none of the details, including the spelling of his name). O'Leary, who
had been hired from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. by traveling secretary Jack McCormick,
already had stopped by Fenway to pick up the Red Sox team bag packed by
assistant clubhouse manager Pookie Jackson -- which included a home jersey,
pants, undershirt, underwear, and red socks -- that he would hand to Mirabelli
before getting into the car for the mad dash to home plate.
since Boston was eliminated by the White Sox last October as the vehicle raced
through the streets of Boston, lights flashing and sirens screaming, giving rise
to the sure-to-be-infamous Mirabelli quote, in response to the question of
whether he ever had been in a police car, ''That was the first time naked."
cellphone rang. O'Leary, who had driven the entire way from Logan with one hand
on the wheel and his cellphone pressed to his ear, confirmed that Mirabelli
would make it in time. He turned right on Yawkey Way, right on Van Ness, then
into the players' parking lot, pulling as close as possible to the players'
entrance, arriving at 7 p.m.
into a pair of size 11 1/2 Reebok spikes. (Mirabelli has a deal with Mizuno, but
when Jackson surveyed the team, he found that only Rudy Seanez wears Mizuno, a
size 10, so he had to go with Dustan Mohr's shoes.)
dangerously, he didn't don a cup until the second inning -- in time to catch Tim
Wakefield's first pitch at 7:13 p.m., four minutes past the scheduled 7:09
start.
said, ''Not anything with that time frame. We've had late buses, late planes,
not anything with meeting a deadline.
down at 6:44 [though they actually arrived at 6:48], I knew with the police
detail in place, they'd ensure him getting here and I knew we'd have time."
''You've got a Yankees series, you trade a guy to get me back because I'm
supposedly the guy that can catch the knuckleball, and there's a lot pressure
out there. If I go out there and start boxing balls, I'm going to hear about it
from the fans. From everybody.
did."
was bound for his fellow catcher's house. There, he picked up a car, one of
Varitek's, to drive back to his own place, the one vacated that day by the
renting Gabe Kapler. He got to sleep in his own bed. He got to stop moving.
Mirabelli to catch Wakefield tonight vs. Yankees
ESPN.com news services
the San Diego Padres in exchange for catcher Josh Bard, minor-league pitcher Cla
Meredith and cash, ESPN The Magazine's Buster Olney is reporting.
the Red Sox, will be in the starting lineup Monday night against the Yankees.
Sox.
December. The Padres' compensation in this latest deal is still unclear.
In 2005, he batted .228 in just 136 at-bats in 50 games. This season, he is
batting .182 in 22 at-bats for the Padres.
Boston, Texas, San Francisco and San Diego.
with 10 passed balls.
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