So last night I got a text message on my cell phone from the States, something I didn't even know that you could do.

It's from my buddy Nate, and it says "The Gute is back".

What?!?

Apparently my archenemy Steve Guttenberg has landed himself on the new 'Dancing With the Stars' that starts in a few weeks.

Wow, if Ally Sheedy resurfaces this year we'll have a triumvirate of Short Circuit comebacks (Fisher Stevens is gonna be on Lost soon).

Why is The Gute my archenemy?

Well, that's a long story for another day ...