Wow, okay we get it. Seems that someone upstairs is pissed off at the New England Patriots.

The first example of God, or Baby Jesus, or both hating on the Pats came in February. That's when the favored team lost in one of the biggest Super Bowl upsets ever (casual fans might still refer to it as Super Bowl XLII) with 0:35 left to play. It was their only loss of the year. That's harsh.

Second, Quarterback Tom Brady ended his 2008-09 season in the first quarter of the first game by busting up his knee.

And now last night Safety Rodney Harrison tore his quad - ending his season and probably his career.

Dude, if I were Gisele Bündchen I'd cut all of this wedding malarkey for fear of a giant thumb descending from the heavens to squash me on my supermodel skull. Go back to Leonardo di Caprio and forget all about the NFL.