Wow, just wow.

"Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied".

The two things we've learned here?

Number one - if anyone out there thinks that they had a sub-par father, well, just be glad your father didn't name you after Hitler.

And number two - if you ever need crazy racist insanity decorated in tasty frosting on a sheet cake, go to Wal-Mart first.