So why in the holy hell did we get a District of Columbia quarter yesterday?

(Apparently Duke Ellington was born there).
Turns out we're not done with this 50 State Quarters® Program crap, not by a long shot.
Yes, you guessed it, this year we're getting 25 cent pieces for Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, United States Virgin Islands and Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands.
No, I'm not even kidding. The Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands. Did you even know that we owned the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands?
That's how jacked up this Treasury is.
Collect them all, kids, 'cause it only costs something like 8 cents to make a quarter. Ca-ching!
Yes, that seigniorage is the only thing keeping your government out of the poorhouse!
I can't even wait to see who's going to make it onto the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands quarter! The anticipation is killing me!!!!!
Barf!