Just had word from my folks that the Boston Red Sox are going to play a Spring Training game at the Disney's Wide World of Sports Complex ... on March 30.

My Birthday.

They just bought tickets.

You know, this is just further proof that the world is angling against me. You might remember last year on my birthday the Red Sox played a spring training game in Dodger Stadium (see Happy Birthday to Us).

For half of my time in California I lived 15 minutes away from Dodger Stadium. Seriously, 15 minutes - Go ask Google.

9.4 miles, about 15 minutes (up to 25 mins in traffic).

Told ya.

But that was last year. This year the angry baseball gods decided to stick it to me further by putting the game in one of my favorite places to be - Walt Disney World.

I wonder how they'll top this next year? Free tickets to all of my ex-girlfriends? Free beer to all of the people whom I don't like?