Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Oh, yesterday was just the tip of the April Fools' iceberg from Google. Check out Gmail AutopilotTM.

    Gmail AutopilotTM

    Email will never be a thing of the past, but actually reading and writing messages is about to be. Gmail Autopilot automatically manages your inbox better than you can, with zero effort from you.

    Keep in touch
    Brand-new CADIE technology enables Autopilot to scan every one of your incoming messages and automatically send the perfect reply.

    Manage relationships
    Impress everyone with your prompt and insightful responses to everything from urgent notes from your boss to cute messages from your significant other.

    Match your style
    Autopilot calibrates for tone, typos and preferred punctuation. It's just like you, but automated.



I chuckled a few times reading their websites for this, even laughed out loud once or twice.

Like:

    What happens if a sender and recipient both have Autopilot on?

    Two Gmail accounts can happily converse with each other for up to three messages each. Beyond that, our experiments have shown a significant decline in the quality ranking of Autopilot's responses and further messages may commit you to dinner parties or baby namings in which you have no interest.

Or even:

    Sample Autopilot responses

    Respond to business proposals


Awesome.
 
posted by Josh at 9:09 AM |


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