One of my favorite bands is this little Orange County (CA) ska band called Suburban Legends. When I lived out in California we used to go see them repeatedly when they played these free shows at Downtown Disney.
They have this one song "Bring Spring Morning" that was on my list of banned songs after my last horrible breakup. Then I wrote about it again last year when the song kept popping up on my iPod. Like I said at the time, the song was one of the larger impetuses for me to escape Southern California.
So the band has a new album this spring, and the last song is a new rendition of "Bright Spring Morning". I guess this new arrangement was from a benefit show they did after their trombone player was killed in a hit-and-run accident.
It's weird, the new version is now my favorite song.
So go buy the song (or even whole album) on iTunes right now.
The time is right to begin
Let's get going once again
For once in your life just let go.
I'm getting sick of everything
Scared of what the next day brings
What I need is for you to follow my lead
The sun is shinning bright outside
I think I'll go for a ride
I plan not to ever return
Let's run away from here for good
Forget this dusty neighborhood
The open road is calling and begging for us.
Go roll down the window
Go crank up that radio
Let's drive until we hit the sky
It's not about where we will go
Let's start living life before we die.
If you want you can stay
But you'll regret the day
That you didn't follow your dreams
Imagine the wind in your hair
Blowing away all of your cares
So take my hand lets plan never to look back.
The sun is shinning bright outside
I think I'll go for a ride
I plan not to ever return
Let's run away from here for good
Forget this dusty neighborhood
The open road is calling and begging for us.
Go roll down the window
Go crank up that radio
Let's drive until we hit the sky
It's not about where we will go
Let's start living life before we die.
07/31/06 - ... And Justice for All. Finally.
Well I got quite a surprise today when I logged into the iTunes Music Store.
Yep, that says "Metallica Catalog Just Added".
I personally think it should have said, "Metallica finally contributes to the demise of the album format."
(That's the reason Metallica quoted three and a half years ago for not joining the iTunes Music Store then. Guess they don't mind the demise three years later as long as they get their cut, eh?)
Metallica, of course, is now known more for their bickering antics (suing Napster in 2000, hand delivering 30,000 Napster users names to a Redwood City, California, court house, going to a therapist instead of recording a record in their 2004 documentary "Some Kind of Monster") than for their music.
Whiney jackasses.
Wow, check out the LEGO Factory over at the LEGO website.
They've developed software that lets you design a custom LEGO set in 3D, then send it to LEGO and they'll make the set for you.
When I have a little more free time and free money on my hands, I'm all over this.
07/30/06 - $100 Laptop progress
It looks like they've made some sweet progress on that $100 laptop that I've been following.
Here's a photo of the first working prototype:
And here's a story about the new power source:
Monday, July 24, 2006
Powering the $100 Laptop
An efficient handheld generator could help bring computing to the world's poor.
By Kevin Bullis
As the One Laptop per Child project, a nonprofit effort based in Cambridge, MA,
nears the completion of its rugged and versatile laptop designed for school
children in poor countries, a key component has fallen into place: an efficient,
human-powered generator that could make the computer practical for children
living in areas without reliable, affordable electricity.
The new generators, which will be field-tested beginning this October, abandon
the bulky and inefficient hand-crank design featured on an early mock-up of the
laptop in favor of a more compact off-laptop design that uses a pull string to
spin a small generator. It was developed by Squid Labs, Emeryville, CA, a design
and engineering group whose co-founders include several graduates of MIT's Media
Lab, where the laptop project originated.
The $100 dollar laptop will include a 7.5-inch screen, a 500 megahertz
processor, 500 megabytes of Flash memory, and wireless broadband for forming
impromptu networks with other laptops. It will also be a multimedia workstation,
supporting the playing and composing of music, for example.
The new generator will make the laptop much easier to power than it would be
with a hand crank, in part, because the users will be able to operate the
generator in a variety of ways, including holding the device (the size of two
hockey pucks) in one hand and pulling the string with the other, or clamping the
generator to a desk, attaching the string to one foot, and using leg power. "We
wanted something that could take advantage of other muscle groups in the human
body that can put out a lot more energy than the muscles that you get when
you're just turning a crank," says Colin Bulthaup, a co-founder of Squid Labs.
To reach the project's goal of one minute of power generation for every ten
minutes of laptop use, the generator would need to produce 20 watts (the laptop
will require less than two watts in a primary application as an electronic
textbook replacement). "With a hand-crank system, if you're gung-ho about it,
you can get about five watts out of it. But you get tired after about a minute
or so," says Geo Homsy, a partner and designer at Squid Labs. With the new
system, generating 20 watts is comfortable, and it's possible to generate 10
watts for "as long as you want," the developers say.
The new generator is also quiet -- one of the key design requirements. "If you
imagine an entire school room full of kids using this thing, it needs to be as
quiet as possible. Otherwise it will drive everyone insane," Homsy says. Typical
generators work best at high revolutions per minute, requiring noisy gears to
step up the speed. The developers have done away with gears by custom-designing
a generator that runs most efficiently at lower RPMs, a move that also makes
possible a smaller device.
To customize the generator for children with varying strengths, or so that users
can decide how hard they want to work, the design includes a computer chip that
continuously adapts to how much resistance users feel. This electronic "variable
motor loading" is like changing gears on a bicycle to go up a hill, Bulthaup
says. "Each person pedals at the same speed, but a stronger person can push
harder with each stroke. Our device automatically adjusts the loading to reach
that optimum comfort/power point."
The device meets other key criteria, too, including durability and ease of use.
If the string breaks, for instance, it can be easily replaced with a shoe
string, or a similar object. And the generators should cost less than $10
apiece, Bulthaup says.
In an e-mail, Nicholas Negroponte, chairman of the One Laptop per Child project,
says the device is the best-performing of the many they've looked at so far, and
that they intend to use the design with their laptops -- if it continues to
perform well in tests and another, better design does not appear. Other
human-power options may also be used, however, depending on the situation, says
Mark Foster, the project's vice president of engineering and chief architect.
The $100 laptop developers are also working with several firms on an ambitious,
related project: developing a long-lasting battery system to be paired with the
generator (or to charge off AC power). This battery system will include "custom
chemistry, unique electronics, and complex charge and discharge monitoring
algorithms to deliver 2,000 battery cycles -- four times more than normal PCs,"
Foster says. A long charging session in the morning, for instance, would allow
kids to use the laptop throughout the day, with the batteries storing enough
energy for eight hours of work -- with enough left over for the computer to
serve as a wireless mesh network router for another 16 hours.
The $100 laptop, which the developers expect to start shipping to interested
countries next year, will actually cost $135 to manufacture at first, before it
drops to a projected $100 by 2008.
The project is making steady progress, moving forward on its integrated circuit,
software, and industrial designs, Foster says. Once everything is ready, the
group plans to conduct extensive testing: they've set aside 500 laptops to be
tested until they're destroyed -- to make sure they're rugged enough for rough
environments.
The rumors of a completely Apple designed phone have been around for years. And now Engadget is reporting an August launch.
This would, in fact, coincide nicely with the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference which runs August 7-11.
This also would coincide nicely with the fact that I need a new cell phone. But hey, if there's no new Apple phone, I'm more than happy to get the Motorola SLVR.
(Why SLVR? 'Cause everyone and my grandma has got a RAZR. Plus, the SLVR plays iTunes!)
07/30/06 - Sell all of that Disney Stock before November 3rd ...
Holy Christ on a crutch, look what they've done now:
07/30/06 - Lohan is in Trouble
As I've said before, I really don't hate Lindsey Lohan. But in the last few days I've seen these two tidbits on the internet, and they're just too awesome to not share.
The first is a column by Mice Age's Al Lutz about her 20th birthday party at Disneyland. I guess Disney kept Disneyland and California Adventure open late for her and her people, and they were drunk and high and rude to the Cast Members working there. Now, Lutz is a rabble-rouser and likes to create drama, that's for sure. But I can totally see this happening.
The second is even better, though. Check this letter out:
The best part is that I actually wrote about my last paid-for haircut back on my brother's birthday in 2001. See, my barber had just left the ... well, read it. I think it's still pretty funny.
For the last five years I've been weilding the clippers myself, which has turned out some horrid hair and some totally passable hair. But yesterday I upgraded. Looks pretty sweet, too ...
But am I being picky here - Florida really only has one ocean, right? Atlantic. Sure, it has the Gulf coast and the East coast, but it's all the same ocean. It's kind of like how you'd never say, "Discover Hawaii's Oceans".
Still, it's a cool plate.
The other I saw yesterday was the new standard issue Kentucky plate, named Unbridled Spirit. It's pretty cool, too, especially for Kentucky!
07/28/06 - Arizona Voter Reward Act
I present: Sugar-Bush Squirrel.
07/22/06 - Clerks 2: The TV Show
It's not because I don't think that they should have made a sequel to Clerks, even though I don't think they should have. It might not be "Classic" or a "Masterpiece", but Clerks was either pivotal movie in filmmaking history, or at least it was in my own history, as I saw it right before going to film school.
And, as we all know from "Blues Brothers 2000" - sometimes a sequel can hurt the original.
But luckily Clerks 2 didn't hurt the spirit of Clerks 1. It was carried out much the way you would have imagined. And it wasn't too faithful to the original, like when they make an action movie and the characters have to repeat the same catchphrase each movie. "I'll be back." "Yippee-ki-yay, mother fucker." "I'm getting too old for this shit."
No, Clerks 2 was the logical progression of the characters we know and love. They're the same as they were in the gritty black and white days. Just older. And clerkier.
But when I left the theater, I kind of felt like I don't have to see the movie again. Take Kevin Smith's follow up to Clerks, Mallrats. For all of its flaws, and there are many, I could still watch that flick 37 times in a row. It's the only movie I've ever gone back to the theater the next day to see again.
But Clerks 2 had some annoying parts, some over-the-top scenes that you really don't want to see again. If I wanted to see the movie a second time, it would just be to catch the little bits that the characters did. They way they said a line, or reacted. Leaving last night, I felt like I wanted to see more of the characters.
And today my brother wrote me an e-mail, saying, "now they can do a TV show".
That's when it hit me, this was a pilot. The first episode of a TV series.
Think about it.
Without giving too much away in case you haven't seen it yet, the movie sets it all up for us - the same characters we love, plus a few new crazy characters, in a situation similar to the one we know them from originally.
It's brilliant that way. If it was intended that way.
I mean, the "plot", if you can call it that, is paper-thin. From the first moment of story, we know how the movie is going to end. But it's the characters we enjoy, and the ending leaves you wanting to see what happens next.
Exactly what a pilot is for.
And, quite frankly, with shows like Arrested Development, My Name Is Earl, and The Office I think the time is right for a Clerks one-camera show. Well, on HBO or Showtime, I guess. Some of the language is a little blue for "Must See TV".
So get on it, Hollywood. Make me a new show for me to miss because I don't have cable.
Have you seen www.comingzune.com yet?
"Zune" is the Microsoft iPod.
Um, anyone else think that Bill Gates is about five years late to the party?
And why does it have to be white? Such a rip off.
I'm a big fan of alternate history stories. I bought this one book, Almost America a few years ago. At first I was turned off by it's structure - it's one-half history lesson, then the fictional bit. But recently I've picked it up again, and I'm really into it.
One of the weirdest stories is about George Rogers Clark, the older brother of William Clark (of "Lewis and ..." fame). Apparently Clark captured Fort Sackville in the Indiana Territory with only 180 men in 1779. The British Lt. Governor of Canada used to pay the local Native Americans for each Colonist's scalp they returned to him. In fact, he event got 1800 steel knives from England to hand out to the Indians to make the scalping easier.
Anyway, in taking the fort, Clark also helped bring an end to the scalping and terrorizing of the western frontier. The big "What If" in this story is that Clark loses, the fort remains in the hands of the British / Canadians, and the scalping goes on. The American settlers go back East, and the Appalachian Mountains becomes the Western border of the US.
But it gets worse. In the War of 1812, because of the smaller size of the country, we lose faster, and in retribution to Britian / Canada the US gives up Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont!
Another interesting one is "What If" the US didn't replace the Articles of Confederation with the Constitution. The author uses a not-so-thinly-veiled Civil War analogy for what would happen if Canada attacked the confederation of individual states, and the bickering between the states causes their downfall.
And you know the Zimmermann telegram - from Germany to Mexico asking Mexico to attack the US in World War 1, what pretty much got the US into the war? Well "What If" President Wilson didn't go public with the telegram, and instead of getting into the war he covertly tells Germany that if the war doesn't end, the US will enter as a third party.
Wilson creates a plan for "peace without victory", keeping all parties happy - including Germany - and "created an environment of peach and prosperity in Europe that lasted for decades to come". It's pretty clever.
Lastly, "What If" the Boston Red Sox hadn't sold Babe Ruth to the Yankees? How awesome is that? As you know, Babe Ruth was the greatest hitter in baseball history. He played with the Red Sox in the beginning of his career, helping the Red Sox win three World Series victories. But in 1919 the owner of the Red Sox needed cash to cover his theater shows, and sold Ruth to the dreaded rivals, the New York Yankees. From there we know the story, he was the first player to hit 30 home runs in a season. Then the first to hit forty. Then the first to hit fifty. Then the first to hit sixty.
In fact, in 1920 Babe Ruth hit more home runs than every other team in baseball, except the Philadelphia Phillies (as a team they hit 64).
Of course, from 1920 to 1934, during Ruth's tenure as a Yankee, the Boston Red Sox were the worst team in the American League. During this span, they finished last 10 times, and did not have a single winning season.
But "What If" ...
So the Sox keep Ruth. But the owner, still the idiot, decides that it's foolish to let radio broadcast the games for free. See, apparently the 1921 World Series was the first series broadcast over the radio. And in real life the series was played by the New York Yankees and the New York Giants, and it was huge for radio.
But in the fictional world even though Ruth played for the Sox, baseball would still end up (somewhat) worse off.
It's a pretty cool book. Quick little reads, but they make you think. The rest are good, too. "What If" General Meade had captured General Lee after Gettysburg, "What If" such-and-such presidential election turned out differently, "What If" George Herbert Walker Bush dumped Dan Quayle for Colin Powell, etc.
07/21/06 - Even More on Blu-ray
I started talking about Blu-ray over a year and a half ago. Granted, at that time I made some wild predictions (unless for Chrismukkah last year you received The Incredibles on Blu-ray and Ocean's 12 on HD-DVD ...)
But the more I've thought about it, the more this Blu-ray thing really cheeses me off.
Americans have embraced DVDs like crazy. I was looking all over this morning for facts and figures to show how much money we've all put into DVDs, or how quickly we've embraced the format. And frankly, I couldn't find anything. But I swear I've read facts that say that DVDs were adopted much faster than radio, TV, VHS tapes, computers, CDs, everything.
So let's run with that assumption.
And it's my impression that Blu-ray discs playing on a standard TV will look about the same as DVDs playing on a standard TV. That you really need a HDTV to see the difference. And how many people do I know who own an HDTV set?
One.
I know one dude who has an HDTV.
Now, I just read this morning that by the end of 2006 it's estimated that 9% of American TVs will be HDTVs. Doesn't this sound bogus to you? That would mean effectively one out of ten of your friends would have an HDTV. Unless all of my friends start getting promoted or a big bonus this fall, I doubt a tenth of my friends will have a HDTV come New Years Eve.
In fact, in Portland and in Southern Maine right now I know the most people I've ever known who don't have cable TV. And it's not that we're all poor, either. (Although that's why Dan and I didn't have cable at his house.) I think lots of people around here would rather spend their time doing other things. Especially in the summer. In fact, oddly enough, I haven't watched TV since ... wow. When was the last West Wing? I know I watched Marissa Cooper die on the OC. It's been a few months. (Besides the occasional Red Sox game at the Mad Monkey Cafe.)
The real shitty thing is that the government is taking away analog TV transmissions on February 17, 2009. They want to sell off the VHF frequencies to cell phone companies. So we're all going to need a HDTV or a converter to even watch TV. Bogus.
I mean, I can see watching sports in HD. That's cool. But do we really need to see Saturday Night Live or My Name is Earl in HD? It's just stupid. It reminds me of an old article from The Onion: High-Definition Television Promises Sharper Crap.
More facts about DVD I learned today:
The first DVD players and discs were available in March 1997.
PlayStation 2 (with the ability to play DVDs) was first released in North America on October 26, 2000.
DVD player sales exceeded VCR sales in 2001.
Circuit City and Best Buy stopped selling VHS tapes in 2002 and 2003, respectively.
I saw this bumpersticker yesterday in Portland: 01.20.09.
It's Bush's last day in office.
Well, it's supposed to be. Unless, of course, he and Cheney whip up some sort of new Enabling Act.
And I wouldn't put it beyond them, either.
Luckily our good friend Wikipedia has this article:
I mean, it makes sense, because when the San Antonio -- er, ah, Florida Marlins and the Colorado Rockies joined in the early 1990s it brought both leagues to 14 teams. With the additon of the Devil Rays and the Diamondbacks there in 1998 it's not really logical to have 15 teams per League.
But still, why didn't I know this?!?
07/18/06 - With a name like "Mosh Pit on Disney" ...
Dude, check out these Japanese CDs I just heard of!
01 Beat Crusaders - Mickey Mouse Club March (Mickey Mouse Club)
02 Snuff - Yo Ho (Disneyland)
03 Reel Big Fish - Main Street Electrical Parade (Disneyland)
04 H2O - ItÕs A Small World (Disneyland)
05 the band apart - When You Wish Upon A Star (Pinocchio)
06 Husking Bee - Baby Mine (Dumbo)
07 All - Chim Chim Cher-ee (Mary Poppins)
08 Asparagus - Forever And Ever (Winnie The PoohÕs Most Grand Adventure)
09 Voodoo Glow Skulls - I WanÕna Be Like You (The Jungle Book)
10 Oi-Skall Mates - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (Mary Poppins)
11 Doping Panda - Go The Distance (Hercules)
12 4106, Yuki, TDC, Masa (Spoony) - Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo (Cinderella)
13 Rude Bones - Hakuna Matata (The Lion King)
14 Tsutchie feat. Mayu Kitaki - SomeoneÕs Waiting For You (The Rescuers)
Mosh Pit On Disney
02 Andrew W.K. - Mickey Mouse Club March (Mickey Mouse Club)
03 LOW IQ 01 - A Whole New World (Aladdin)
04 ACIDMAN - Colors Of The Wind (Pocahontas)
05 the band apart - Give A Little Whistle (Pinocchio)
06 Wrench - You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly! (Peter Pan)
07 Monteroza 4950 - Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee (Pinocchio)
08 Asparagus - Winnie The Pooh (Winnie The Pooh And The Honey Tree)
09 Reel Big Fish - ItÕs Not Easy (PeteÕs Dragon)
10 The Miceteeth - The Age Of Not Believing (Bedknobs And Broomsticks)
11 Oi-Skall Mates - CanÕt Help Falling In Love (Lilo & Stitch)
12 The Vandals - Heigh-Ho (Snow White)
13 KENZI MASUBUCHI - Main Street Electrical Parade - Baroque Hoedown (Disneyland)
14 American Hi-Fi - When You Wish Upon A Star (Pinocchio)
15 Toru Hidaka (Beat Crusaders) - Give A Little Whistle (Pinocchio)
16 TGMX - IÕll Try (Return To Neverland)
17 Doping Panda - Under The Sea (Little Mermaid)
18 Brian Setzer - Everybody Wants To Be A Cat (Aristocats)
19 Sexer - Heartbreak Hotel (Lilo & Stitch)
20 Smash Mouth - I WanÕna Be Like You (Jungle Book)
21 Cubismo Grafico Five - Good Company (Oliver & Company)
22 Your Song Is Good - Under The Sea (Little Mermaid)
23 Full Swing - Some Day My Prince Will Come (Snow White)
24 Suemitsu & THE Suemith - Part Of Your World (Little Mermaid)
If you like ska / punk and Disney then these are the comps for you. And not that I advocate piracy (unless it's Jack Sparrow or Pirate Steve from Dodgeball) but you can download the albums here at this dude's weblog.
Awesome.
Here are some photos of Fenway Park from Friday Night and the ocean yesterday.
Both were unseasonablly warm. I'd have to say that the beach was a little more satisfying. At least Josh Beckett wasn't there being pummeled by some dudes from Oakland.
So I take it there's a conspiracy afoot?
Sounds to me like nobody wants Blu-ray to succeed ...
Disney to shoot Blu-ray shorts
Reuters
July 17, 2006
Raising the bar in the Blu-ray Disc vs. HD DVD battle, Walt Disney is creating a
series of short films to be shot in high-definition to accompany select films
the company will release in the Blu-ray format.
It's the first move by any studio to develop original content for the
Sony-developed Blu-ray format, a step observers feel is critical to giving the
format the upper edge over Toshiba's rival HD DVD.
Finding a successor to standard DVD is a key issue in Hollywood, as 28 million
U.S. households are expected to have high-definition televisions by the end of
this year, and packaged media desperately needs a seat at that table.
The latest projections are that high-definition discs could generate $10
billion in annual consumer spending by 2010, keeping home entertainment
spending level despite continued and rapid encroachment by digital downloading.
The "Blu-Scape" shorts will be shot by cinematographer Louie Schwartzberg, who
two years ago directed a theatrical feature film, "America's Heart & Soul," for
Walt Disney Pictures.
Disney's Buena Vista Home Entertainment unit is expected to announce on Monday
its first nine titles in the next-generation Blu-ray Disc format, coming in two
waves, beginning Sept. 19. Five of them--Walt Disney Pictures' "Dinosaur,"
"Eight Below," "Glory Road" and "Haunted Mansion," along with Touchstone
Pictures' "Gone in Sixty Seconds"--will come with the exclusive shorts, which
the studio says will be "inspired" by the respective films.
"Dinosaur" and "Eight Below" are slated for September 19 release, along with
Miramax Films' "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" and "The Great Raid."
The second wave of titles, due October 17, includes "Glory Road, "Haunted
Mansion" and "Gone in Sixty Seconds," as well as Touchstone's "Dark Water" and
Dimension Films' "The Brothers Grimm."
Most Buena Vista Blu-ray titles will list for $34.99.
At launch, Buena Vista's Blu-ray titles will feature advanced new menus, with
seamless navigation and settings that can be accessed while the movie is
playing. They also will come with new layering coating technology that provides
a scratch-resistant surface.
Still being developed: more groundbreaking interactive features; personalized
chapter selections; and compelling online content, including Web connectivity
that will enable users to connect to live events hosted by the studio.
Buena Vista's expected announcement will make it the fourth studio to announce
titles and release dates for Blu-ray, tipping the scale in favor of the format.
Warner Home Video weighed in last week with four titles, while Sony Pictures
Home Entertainment and Lionsgate have both been releasing Blu-ray products
since late June.
Only three studios are releasing HD DVD products: Universal Studios Home
Entertainment, Paramount Home Entertainment and Warner.
Paramount and Twentieth Century Fox Film are expected to announce their
inaugural Blu-ray lineups shortly.
So that's why I'm writing this right now - tonight at Best Buy I saw my first Blu-ray product.
Sadly, it was an Adam Sandler movie.
Anyway, I was so shocked to see an end display of "50 First Dates" in Blu-ray high definition quality that I never even looked at the price tag. From the look of bestbuy.com it'd be $29.99 though. That's not a bad price. But crap is still crap, even in high definition.
As I don't own a HD TV, and don't plan to for at least a few years, I put the Blu-ray disc down. I ended up instead buying a now antiqutated DVD of Eugene Jarecki's "Why We Fight". I look forward to watching it, even if it's old and outdated.
07/16/06 - what, is Reichstagsbrandverordnung next?
Hopefully they're not worldly enough, though.
It is only now, nearly five years after Sept. 11, that the full picture of the
Bush administrationÕs response to the terror attacks is becoming clear. Much of
it, we can see now, had far less to do with fighting Osama bin Laden than with
expanding presidential power.
Over and over again, the same pattern emerges: Given a choice between following
the rules or carving out some unprecedented executive power, the White House
always shrugged off the legal constraints. Even when the only challenge was to
get required approval from an ever-cooperative Congress, the president and his
staff preferred to go it alone. While no one questions the determination of the
White House to fight terrorism, the methods this administration has used to do
it have been shaped by another, perverse determination: never to consult, never
to ask and always to fight against any constraint on the executive branch.
One result has been a frayed democratic fabric in a country founded on a
constitutional system of checks and balances. Another has been a less effective
war on terror.
The Guant‡namo Bay Prison
This whole sorry story has been on vivid display since the Supreme Court ruled
that the Geneva Conventions and United States law both applied to the Guant‡namo
Bay detention camp. For one brief, shining moment, it appeared that the
administration realized it had met a check that it could not simply ignore. The
White House sent out signals that the president was ready to work with Congress
in creating a proper procedure for trying the hundreds of men who have spent
years now locked up as suspected terrorists without any hope of due process.
But by weekÕs end it was clear that the presidentÕs idea of cooperation was
purely cosmetic. At hearings last week, the administration made it clear that it
merely wanted Congress to legalize President BushÕs illegal actions Ñ to amend
the law to negate the courtÕs ruling instead of creating a system of justice
within the law. As for the Geneva Conventions, administration witnesses and some
of their more ideologically blinkered supporters in Congress want to scrap the
international consensus that no prisoner may be robbed of basic human dignity.
The hearings were a bizarre spectacle in which the top military lawyers Ñ who
had been elbowed aside when the procedures at Guant‡namo were established Ñ
endorsed the idea that the prisoners were covered by the Geneva Convention
protections. Meanwhile, administration officials and obedient Republican
lawmakers offered a lot of silly talk about not coddling the masterminds of
terror.
The divide made it clear how little this all has to do with fighting terrorism.
Undoing the Geneva Conventions would further endanger the life of every member
of the American military who might ever be taken captive in the future. And if
the prisoners scooped up in Afghanistan and sent to Guant‡namo had been properly
processed first Ñ as military lawyers wanted to do Ñ many would never have been
kept in custody, a continuing reproach to the country that is holding them.
Others would actually have been able to be tried under a fair system that would
give the world a less perverse vision of American justice. The recent disbanding
of the C.I.A. unit charged with finding Osama bin Laden is a reminder that the
American people may never see anyone brought to trial for the terrible crimes of
9/11.
The hearings were supposed to produce a hopeful vision of a newly humbled and
cooperative administration working with Congress to undo the mess it had created
in stashing away hundreds of people, many with limited connections to terrorism
at the most, without any plan for what to do with them over the long run.
Instead, we saw an administration whose political core was still intent on
hunkering down. The most embarrassing moment came when Bush loyalists argued
that the United States could not follow the Geneva Conventions because Common
Article Three, which has governed the treatment of wartime prisoners for more
than half a century, was too vague. Which part of Òcivilized peoples,Ó Òjudicial
guaranteesÓ or Òhumiliating and degrading treatmentÓ do they find confusing?
Eavesdropping on Americans
The administrationÕs intent to use the war on terror to buttress presidential
power was never clearer than in the case of its wiretapping program. The
president had legal means of listening in on the phone calls of suspected
terrorists and checking their e-mail messages. A special court was established
through a 1978 law to give the executive branch warrants for just this purpose,
efficiently and in secrecy. And Republicans in Congress were all but begging for
a chance to change the process in any way the president requested. Instead, of
course, the administration did what it wanted without asking anyone. When the
program became public, the administration ignored calls for it to comply with
the rules. As usual, the presidentÕs most loyal supporters simply urged that
Congress pass a law allowing him to go on doing whatever he wanted to do.
Senator Arlen Specter, chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, announced on
Thursday that he had obtained a concession from Mr. Bush on how to handle this
problem. Once again, the early perception that the president was going to bend
to the rules turned out to be premature.
The bill the president has agreed to accept would allow him to go on ignoring
the eavesdropping law. It does not require the president to obtain warrants for
the one domestic spying program we know about Ñ or for any other program Ñ from
the special intelligence surveillance court. It makes that an option and sets
the precedent of giving blanket approval to programs, rather than insisting on
the individual warrants required by the Constitution. Once again, the president
has refused to acknowledge that there are rules he is required to follow.
And while the bill would establish new rules that Mr. Bush could voluntarily
follow, it strips the federal courts of the right to hear legal challenges to
the presidentÕs wiretapping authority. The Supreme Court made it clear in the
Guant‡namo Bay case that this sort of meddling is unconstitutional.
If Congress accepts this deal, Mr. Specter said, the president will promise to
ask the surveillance court to assess the constitutionality of the domestic
spying program he has acknowledged. Even if Mr. Bush had a record of keeping
such bargains, that is not the right court to make the determination. In
addition, Mr. Bush could appeal if the court ruled against him, but the measure
provides no avenue of appeal if the surveillance court decides the spying
program is constitutional.
The Cost of Executive Arrogance
The presidentÕs constant efforts to assert his power to act without consent or
consultation has warped the war on terror. The unity and sense of national
purpose that followed 9/11 is gone, replaced by suspicion and divisiveness that
never needed to emerge. The president had no need to go it alone Ñ everyone
wanted to go with him. Both parties in Congress were eager to show they were
tough on terrorism. But the obsession with presidential prerogatives created
fights where no fights needed to occur and made huge messes out of programs that
could have functioned more efficiently within the rules.
Jane Mayer provided a close look at this effort to undermine the constitutional
separation of powers in a chilling article in the July 3 issue of The New
Yorker. She showed how it grew out of Vice President Dick CheneyÕs long and
deeply held conviction that the real lesson of Watergate and the later
Iran-contra debacle was that the president needed more power and that Congress
and the courts should get out of the way.
To a disturbing degree, the horror of 9/11 became an excuse to take up this
cause behind the shield of AmericansÕ deep insecurity. The results have been
devastating. AmericansÕ civil liberties have been trampled. The nationÕs image
as a champion of human rights has been gravely harmed. Prisoners have been
abused, tortured and even killed at the prisons we know about, while other
prisons operate in secret. American agents ÒdisappearÓ people, some entirely
innocent, and send them off to torture chambers in distant lands. Hundreds of
innocent men have been jailed at Guant‡namo Bay without charges or rudimentary
rights. And Congress has shirked its duty to correct this out of fear of being
painted as pro-terrorist at election time.
We still hope Congress will respond to the Supreme CourtÕs powerful and
unequivocal ruling on Guant‡namo Bay and also hold Mr. Bush to account for
ignoring the law on wiretapping. Certainly, the president has made it clear that
he is not giving an inch of ground.
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07/16/06 - "Reality is Roaring Back"
I love the last two paragraphs of this article.
Slate.com
Reality Bites
Is the Bush administration capable of facing the world's problems, much less solving them?
By Fred Kaplan
Thursday, July 13, 2006
The world seems to be falling apart, and the designated powers are fumbling at
the controls, unsure which levers spin, which axes in what direction. The
metaphor is a bit of a stretch; no country or alliance could command the planet,
like an orchestra conductor or a god, regardless of how clever its leaders might
be. Still, it's horrifying to scan the full horizon of disastersÑin the Middle
East, the Persian Gulf, East Asia, South Asia, all the simmering hot spots on
the verge of boiling overÑand to realize that no one in charge knows what to do.
It's a perfect storm out there, each crisis feeding into the others yet at the
same time laden with unique origins and features, demanding unique approaches
and solutions. George Marshall himself would have a hard time keeping his grip.
The United States is hardly the only country at fault. Yet by its claims ("the
sole superpower," "the indispensable nation," "we're an empire now") and by the
objective facts (we are closer to being those things than any other country is),
it does have the leverageÑsome would argue, the responsibilityÑto organize,
mediate, and lead the way toward some solution.
Michael Hirsh has an excellent column in the latest Newsweek, an impassioned
exhortation for President Bush to lead, dammit! The problem, though, is that
neither Bush nor most of the top people around him have shown any inclination to
do the things that leadership requires.
Two stories in today's New York Times reveal pieces of the problem. One reports
that Gen. George W. Casey Jr., the U.S. commander in Iraq, wants to move more
American troops into Baghdad to prevent the capital's deadly cycle of violence
from worsening. (More than 140 people have been killed in sectarian violence
over the past four days alone.)
It's unclear what effect this would have. The same story quotes Secretary of
Defense Donald Rumsfeld as saying that troop levels in Baghdad have already been
increasedÑfrom 40,000 to 55,000Ñto deal with the surge of killings. Yet, as the
Times reporters dryly observe, "[T]he increase has not noticeably restrained the
sectarian bloodletting."
At one point during this occupation, an extra 15,000 troops, deployed in the
right place and given the right orders, might have quelled this sort of
disruption. But the hatred between Sunnis and Shiites has so intensified, their
militias have taken such hold, the Americans are so widely viewed as occupiers,
and the fledgling government has amassed such scant legitimacy that it's hard to
see how force alone can bring orderÑunless we're talking about 10 times as many
extra troops, a real occupying army, but this is out of the question; we simply
don't have that many extra troops to send.
Gen. Casey is a military commander; troops are his basic tools. But what are we
to make of Rumsfeld? On Wednesday, according to the Washington Post, he said
that settling the violence is "as much a political task as anything." True
enough, but it's not clear he knows what this means. On Thursday, at his news
conference with Gen. Casey, Rumsfeld elaborated on the point. Iraqi officials,
he declared, are "going to have to persuade as many people as possible that it's
in their interest to support the government and participate in the political
process. And anyone who doesn't want to, they're going to have to go find and do
something about."
Ah.
The other Times story that sheds light on our failures is an op-ed by Rory
Stewart headlined, "Even in Iraq, All Politics Is Local." Stewart is the
33-year-old, Farsi-speaking former British foreign service officer who walked
across Afghanistan shortly after the Taliban were defeated and chronicled his
adventure in a wonderful best seller, The Places in Between. Just after the
toppling of Saddam Hussein, Stewart took a taxi from Jordan to Baghdad and soon
found himself the appointed acting governor of a province in southern Iraq. (He
writes about that tale in a new book, The Prince of the Marshes, out next
month.)
Stewart's key insight is that local leaders, in Afghanistan and Iraq, know a lot
more than the U.S.-led coalition gives them credit forÑand that the coalition
would be more successful if it gave these leaders real power and authority.
When Stewart walked the breadth of Afghanistan, from Herat to Kabul, he was
"struck by the strength and vibrancy of local politics." Only a few months had
passed since the Taliban had been ousted, yet "political councils had re-emerged
to balance the demands of the community and the realities of local power"Ñand
these councils were based on a different political system in almost every
village. Similarly, when he helped to set up a new political system in southern
Iraq's Maysan province, just months after Saddam fell, 54 political parties
emerged and 14 tribal groups demanded representation.
These local parties and tribes are where true power resides. The national
leaders in both countries understand thisÑHamid Karzai in Afghanistan, Nuri
al-Maliki in IraqÑand the coalition should stop interfering in their efforts to
strike deals, even if some of the deals involve unsavory characters. Troops and
money alone can't solve problems that are political and religious. Political
change can't happen without strong local support; Karzai and Maliki have "a far
better understanding of the limits and possibilities of the local political
scenes" (they're also elected). So, Stewart urges Western politicians to drop
their "utopian dreams" and to let the local leaders make their deals with
militias, insurgents, warlords, or whatever it takes. Otherwise, success is
impossible.
Obviously, some insurgentsÑfor instance, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, when he was
aliveÑaren't worth talking with, under any circumstances. But many others are.
One key task is to make the distinction. A big problem is that, until recently,
the Bush administration hasn't been willing to acknowledge the distinction, much
less to do anything about it. Bush now seems more open to the idea, if only
because more purely military approaches have failed. But the problem here is
that so few diplomats on the scene are trained in the local culture or language.
The situation isn't as bad as when the Coalition Provisional Authority was in
charge and was staffed, to a large extent, by naive nephews of big Republican
donors. Still, the operation is less than expert.
Places like the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, Calif., are strenuously
trying to fill the gap, but neither the diplomatic corps nor the military
command structure is set up to exploit the resource. About a year ago, after I
wrote a Slate column about the Pentagon's pathetic effort to improve its
language training, I received dozens of letters from military and
foreign-service officers who had been schooled in Farsi or Arabic, scored well
on their tests, yet been assigned to jobs or embassies that had nothing to do
with their talents.
But this sort of neglect is but a side effect of the larger deficiencies at the
top. Whatever else might be said of them, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald
Rumsfeld are not worldly men. They're neither well-traveled nor curious about
the world. They came into office believing that America had emerged from the
Cold War as the only real power and, as such, they didn't have to care about
what other countries said. They didn't understand that powerful countriesÑat
least powerful democraciesÑhave always acted through alliances, even if only by
manipulating them. A powerful country doesn't always need allies to get a job
doneÑbut it does need them to get a job done with legitimacy, to get it done and
keep it done.
One senior Bush adviser famously told Ron Suskind, back in those halcyon days
shortly after Saddam fell: "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our
own reality." What's happening now is that reality is roaring back.
Fred Kaplan writes the "War Stories" column for Slate. He can be reached at
war_stories@hotmail.com.
Article URL: http://www.slate.com/id/2145701/
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Beer baron Coors loses license for DUI
Sat Jul 15, 9:02 PM ET
DENVER - Beer baron Peter Coors' driver's license has been revoked by a hearing
officer who ruled the executive had been driving under the influence of alcohol,
officials said.
Hearing officer Scott Garber ruled Friday that Coors did not stop at a stop sign
on May 28 and was driving intoxicated.
Coors, 59, said he had consumed a beer about 30 minutes before leaving a
wedding, the Rocky Mountain News reported Saturday. He faces a July 20
arraignment and has 30 days to appeal the revocation.
"I made a mistake. I should have planned ahead for a ride," Coors said in a
statement. "For years, I've advocated the responsible use of our company's
products."
Coors' spokeswoman, Kabira Hatland, said Coors was charged with driving while
under the influence. Coors' lawyer, Steve Higgens, did not immediately return a
call seeking comment.
Hatland said that Coors rolled through a stop sign a block from his home in
Golden and that an officer stopped him in his driveway.
In one breath test, he registered a blood alcohol level of 0.073 percent. In a
second, 20 minutes later, he registered 0.088. In Colorado a blood alcohol count
of 0.05 results in a driving while impaired charge, while a count of 0.08
results in driving under the influence.
Legal analyst Scott Robinson said drivers with no previous alcohol convictions
are usually held to have driven while impaired, rather than the more serious
driving while under the influence. A DWI finding can result in a loss of driving
privileges for 90 days; DUI can result in suspension for a year.
Peter Coors "has never even had a moving violation," said Coors spokeswoman
Kabira Hatland.
Coors took over as president of his family's company in 1987 and in 2000 was
named chief executive of the brewer, with 8,500 employees and $4 billion in
sales in 2003. Following a 2005 merger, it is now the Molson Coors Brewing
Co.
So watch for me. I'll be the drunk-ass bastard yelling smack about Oaktown.
This is a situation that has to be remedied in the next two years.
I love fun and goofy tee shirts, and today I found a great site that lets you construct your own fun and goofy shirts - Zazzle.com.
It's like Cafe Press - only I hope the quality is better than the shit that they make (can you tell I'm a bitter bastard over here?)
But the cool part is that Zazzle.com has deals with Disney and Marvel and the Library of Congress. So you can make shirts with Mickey, Wolverine, or ... Libby, the Library of Congress mascot.
No, not really. The Library of Congress mascot is actually Scott Baio. Weird story I'll have to tell you sometime.
Anyway, here are two shirts I made, but didn't actually purchase. The first is our good Muppet friend Dr. Teeth. My buddy Bob at work and I were going on the other day about how Dr. Teeth really is an old school 1970s pimp. Think about it. Gold tooth? Check. Floppy hat? Check. Saggy eyelids? Check? Fabulously original vernacular? Check.
P-I-M-P.
The second shirt I made was from an old WPA poster created by Thomas Byrne. It was designed for "promoting patriotism and suggesting that careless communication may be harmful to the war effort". Granted, this was in 1941, not 2006.
Somehow I can imagine these being popular at the Republican National Convention in 2008, too ...
07/09/06 - Bush's Republicans are getting upset now, too ...
WASHINGTON, July 8 Ñ In a sharply worded letter to President Bush in May, an
important Congressional ally charged that the administration might have violated
the law by failing to inform Congress of some secret intelligence programs and
risked losing Republican support on national security matters.
The letter from Representative Peter Hoekstra of Michigan, the Republican
chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, did not specify the intelligence
activities that he believed had been hidden from Congress.
But Mr. Hoekstra, who was briefed on and supported the National Security
Agency's domestic surveillance program and the Treasury Department's tracking of
international banking transactions, clearly was referring to programs that have
not been publicly revealed.
Recently, after the harsh criticism from Mr. Hoekstra, intelligence officials
have appeared at two closed committee briefings to answer questions from the
chairman and other members. The briefings appear to have eased but not erased
the concerns of Mr. Hoekstra and other lawmakers about whether the
administration is sharing information on all of its intelligence operations.
A copy of the four-page letter dated May 18, which has not been previously
disclosed, was obtained by The New York Times.
"I have learned of some alleged intelligence community activities about which
our committee has not been briefed," Mr. Hoesktra wrote. "If these allegations
are true, they may represent a breach of responsibility by the administration,
a violation of the law, and, just as importantly, a direct affront to me and
the members of this committee who have so ardently supported efforts to collect
information on our enemies."
He added: "The U.S. Congress simply should not have to play Twenty Questions to
get the information that it deserves under our Constitution."
Frederick Jones, a White House spokesman, declined to comment on the concerns
raised by Mr. Hoekstra but said that "we will continue to work closely with the
chairman and other Congressional leaders on important national security issues."
A spokesman for Mr. Hoekstra, Jamal D. Ware, said he could not discuss the
activities allegedly withheld from Congress. But he said that Mr. Hoekstra
remained adamant that no intelligence programs could be hidden from oversight
committees.
"Chairman Hoekstra has raised these issues with the administration to ensure
that the Intelligence Committee is able to conduct its job of oversight," Mr.
Ware said. "Intelligence officials have committed to being forthcoming with
Congress, and Chairman Hoekstra is going to hold them to their word."
Mr. Hoekstra's blunt letter is evidence of a rift between the White House and
House Republican leaders over the administration's perceived indifference to
Congressional oversight and input on intelligence matters. Mr. Hoekstra wrote
that he had shared his complaints with House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert,
Republican of Illinois, and that the speaker "concurs with my concerns."
A spokesman for Mr. Hastert declined to comment.
The letter appears to have resulted at least in part from the White House's
decision, made early in May, to name Gen. Michael V. Hayden to lead the Central
Intelligence Agency, with Stephen R. Kappes as his deputy. The letter was sent
the day of General Hayden's confirmation hearing before the Senate Intelligence
Committee.
Mr. Hoekstra (pronounced HOOK-stra) complained publicly about the choices when
they were announced, but his private letter to Mr. Bush was much harsher. He
warned that the choice of Mr. Kappes, who he said was part of a group at the
C.I.A. that "intentionally undermined the administration," sends "a clear signal
that the days of collaborative reform between the White House and this committee
may be over."
Mr. Hoekstra also expressed concern about the intelligence reorganization under
John D. Negroponte, the first director of national intelligence, who he said was
creating "a large, bureaucratic and hierarchical structure that will be less
flexible and agile than our adversaries."
Mr. Hoekstra's views on oversight appear to be shared by some other Intelligence
Committee members.
"I think the executive branch has been insufficiently forthcoming on a number of
important programs," Representative Heather A. Wilson, Republican of New Mexico,
said in an interview. She would not discuss any programs on which the committee
had not been briefed, but she said that in the Bush administration, "there's a
presumption that if they don't tell anybody, a problem may get better or it will
solve itself."
Ms. Wilson said she shared "deep concerns" about the pace and direction of
intelligence reforms overseen by Mr. Negroponte's office. "We have some troubled
programs," she said.
American intelligence agencies routinely conduct many secret programs, but under
the National Security Act, the agencies are required to keep the Congressional
intelligence committees "fully and currently informed of all intelligence
activities." Even in the case of especially sensitive covert actions, the law
requires briefings for at least the leaders from both parties of the committees
and the House and Senate.
As the administration has asserted broad presidential authority to fight
terrorism, concerns about Congressional oversight and checks and balances
between the branches of government have become increasingly heated. Democrats
complained that the administration's failure to brief the full Intelligence
Committees on the N.S.A. warrantless eavesdropping, which focuses on the
international communications of Americans and others inside the United States,
was a violation of the National Security law. Some members of Congress said they
had been briefed on the Treasury Department's bank monitoring program, which
examines international money transfers through a Brussels-based consortium, only
after The New York Times began making inquiries in recent months.
But the assertion that other intelligence activities had been hidden from
Congress is particularly surprising coming from Mr. Hoekstra, who defended the
administration's limited briefings on the N.S.A. program against Democratic
criticism.
An official familiar with recent exchanges between the intelligence agencies and
the House committee said Friday that General Hayden had twice briefed the full
committee and had addressed Mr. Hoekstra's questions about the intelligence
activities referred to in the letter. The C.I.A. director promised "a free flow
of information," and Mr. Hoekstra, who initially objected to placing a military
officer in charge of the C.I.A., said he would work closely with the agency's
new leadership.
The official, who spoke of the briefings only when granted anonymity because
they were classified, declined to say anything about what the activities were or
which agencies they involved.
Officials with both Mr. Negroponte's office and the C.I.A. declined to comment
specifically on Mr. Hoekstra's letter. But Carl Kropf, a spokesman for Mr.
Negroponte, said that over the past year his office had "engaged in hundreds of
briefings, meetings and discussions with Congressional committees."
He added, "We value this dialogue with Congress, and we will continue to provide
the committee with the information they need to fulfill their responsibilities."
Jennifer Millerwise Dyck, a spokeswoman for General Hayden, said that "the
director believes in the important oversight role Congress plays, and he will
continue regular and transparent interactions with members."
Since his appointment as committee chairman in August 2004, Mr. Hoekstra has
been a critical ally of the White House on intelligence matters. He has
supported the administration's most controversial policies, including its
treatment of terrorist suspects, and he has balked at Democratic demands for an
investigation of pre-war intelligence on Iraq. He has defended the legality and
necessity of the N.S.A. program and the bank monitoring.
Mr. Hoekstra has been one of the strongest advocates in Congress for a crackdown
on leaks of classified information to the media, a cause championed by both Mr.
Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney.
But in recent months, Mr. Hoekstra has begun to express some disaffection. In
March, he joined the top Democrat on the Intelligence Committee, Representative
Jane Harman of California, in a public critique of Mr. Negroponte's performance.
He criticized intelligence officials for initially resisting his demand that
thousands of captured Iraqi documents be posted on the Web. Like other House
Republicans, he bristled when Porter J. Goss, a former House colleague, was
forced out as C.I.A. director in early May.
Most recently, Mr. Hoekstra strongly criticized a news briefing arranged by Mr.
Negroponte's office on an Army report that 500 pre-Gulf War chemical shells had
been found scattered around Iraq. On June 29, Mr. Hoekstra, who had said the
finding established that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, made
public an angry letter to Mr. Negroponte calling the briefing "inaccurate,
incomplete and occasionally misleading" and asserting that "attempts were made
to downplay the significance of relevant facts."
A spokesman for Mr. Negroponte's office said he had not yet replied to the
complaint.
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Check out the New Yorker article on David Addington - Dick Cheney's chief of staff.
Man, these guys are dirty fuckers.
The M&M Mars candy factory on the city's Northwest Side was closed Thursday by
the health department after the sweet treats drew uninvited guests, including
fruit flies and mice.
The factory at 2019 N. Oak Park, in the city's Galewood community, had been
warned after a June 21 inspection showed an "infestation" of fruit flies in the
food production area as well as gaps in doors that might allow rodent access to
the facility, officials said.
The earlier inspection was prompted by a call to the city's non-emergency 311
line, said Tim Hadac of the Chicago Public Health Department. The caller said
there were roaches at the facility that produces not only M&M chocolate, but
also Snickers bars and other candies.
Thursday's follow-up inspection showed no action had been taken to fix the
problem and the factory was shut down. In addition, inspectors found mouse feces
in the food processing area and noticed several food items were stored on the
floor instead of elevated, as required.
07/03/06 - White Chocolate M&Ms ... the continuing saga.
So I was at Wal- Mart yesterday (I know, I know, but it was the only store open) and I bought more of those M&M Pirate Pearls - the White Chocolate M&Ms.
I've got to say, I'm a huge fan of the White Chocolate. But I just don't understand in the least how this product is related to Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. The ... what do you call the individual pieces? Pellets? The pellets are an odd pastel color. I swear the R&D arm of the M&M Mars Company was developing the whole pastel White Chocolate thing, while on the other side of the building the Marketing arm was striking a deal with Disney over the Pirates sequel. When the two sides met the M&M Pirate Pearls were the unholy spawn of this fragile allegiance.
Random question - do they still make the Dark Brown ones? I know tan was taken away, and red and blue were added - but I'm thinking Dark Brown is gone, too.
Doesn't it seem like Pirate themed M&Ms should be Pirate colors? Black and Red (just not Red #2, thankyou) ... you know? Little skulls and crossbones and shit on them. And for the love of Pete, make the bag any color but tan. That's horrible.
And what does White Chocolate have to do with Pirates, either?
Yeah, it's horrible the White Chocolate M&Ms were introduced this way. It seems destined for failure. And that's a shame.
Hey everyone, just wanted to wish you a very happy Canada Day, eh!
Last Updated on: July 31, 2006
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