Here's a Los Angeles Times article that should be pretty amusing to Boston Red Sox (and baseball) fans: Agent: Manny Ramirez should be signed by the start of spring training.

Um, ya think?

Bet that two-year, $45-million pitch from the Dodgers (that has since evaporated) looks pretty good to Mr. Manuel Aristides Ramírez Onelcida right now.

On ESPN this morning they likened Manny to the stuck-up pretty girl in high school who turns too many prom-suitors down and then ends up not going at all.

Awesome.

I never get sick of mocking Manny, that overpaid, spoiled big baby.

I mean seriously, what GM in their right mind is going to give him a 4 or 5 year deal with him turning 37 this spring?

Yes, add "deluded" to the "overpaid" and "spoiled" thing above.