So my Jetta hit 100,000 miles on Monday morning, and I missed it (see I Will Drive 100,000 Miles ...).

I'm still bummed out that I was too sleepy to remember the big event. Then I got to thinking, I could digitally alter the camera-phone photo I took once I got to work to make it look like I took a photo at 100,000 miles.

Thus:


Awesome!

But why stop there? What would it look like if my car was on the verge of 1,000,000 miles?

Maybe something like this:


Crazy!

But here's the most magical photo of them all:


Yes, that's what my car would look like sans "Check Engine" light.

Now that is something.