Well, in case you were losing any sleep over him, he's now home safe in Delaware County, Pennsylvania after two months in lockup.
Safe, and mad. Yes, apparently he's upset at the security company for firing him because he broke the law and the terms of his contract.
Yeah, wrap your head around that one.
Anyway, I can only assume that Joslin will likely be the first and last citizen of Delaware County, Pennsylvania to ever leave Delaware County, Pennsylvania.
Meanwhile, in other Dubai news, Paris Hilton's hotel room was bugged this week. However, she's still staying over there.
Los Angeles nightclub owners, coke dealers and Valtrex producers have requested a meeting with the United Arab Emirates’ ambassador to discuss returning the heiress to the United States.
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger hailed the plan as a way to offset the state's $24.3 billion budget deficit and offered his full support, telling the California National Guard to take her with force. "Run! Quigly! Get to tha choppah!"