So right now I bet you're wondering, "hey Josh, whatever happened to those two idiotic Brits who 'shagged' on the beach in Dubai and ended up getting jail time?"

Glad you asked!

Today the Gulf News reports that the Dubai Court of Appeal has suspended the couple's (I use that word lightly, as they had just met that day they snogged on the beach) jail term ... because they've pledged in writing that they're going to get married.

That's freakin' awesome!

So now they're plain-old getting deported back to London where they pledge that they're going to get married in a church.

Again, awesome.

I bet the minute these two fools deplane, they high-five each other, say "Cheerio" and go their separate ways, never to see each other again.

And you know what? I have no problem with that. Two people as dumb as that really should be banned from marrying and possibly reproducing, anyway.

Sex on the beach in Dubai while intoxicated. It still baffles me ...