Did you see the story earlier this week about how BP has faked photos of their command center? It’s been all over the blogs as well as some articles in the press, like this Washington Post piece: “Altered BP photo comes into question.”
Anyway, I took it upon myself this morning to Photoshop a few more screens for BP. Hope they like them:
I’ve never heard of this Helium (the publication, not the noble gas) but the headline is quite striking: “How BP Gulf disaster may have triggered a ‘world-killing’ event.”
Key quote:
The bottom line: BP’s Deepwater Horizon drilling operation may have triggered an irreversible, cascading geological Apocalypse that will culminate with the first mass extinction of life on Earth in many millions of years.
They compare it to Permian–Triassic extinction event. You know, the one scientists affectionately nicknamed “the Great Dying”.
In that case? I’m going back to bed. And when I wake up? Real bacon instead of this turkey bacon malarkey.
Ah yes, the old “when in doubt, sell out to the Gulf’ move.
Right on.
Check out this morning’s Wall Street Journal: “BP Eyes Stake Sale to Abu Dhabi.”
I haven’t talked much about BP’s Oil Spill here, although I’ve had something like 53 days to do so.
It wasn’t until I saw this logo from the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services that prompted me:
Anyone else think it looks like SeaWorld’s logo?
I’m creeped out.
Josh finally lives in Maine again
after four years at Boston University, a stint in Southern California with
Walt Disney Feature Animation,
and two years in Dubai, UAE,
where he created and wrote
Newlywed in Dubai.
