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Aug 12, 2011
Stinky Dubai?

Ugh. I feel that I can smell this from here, “Trouble in paradise as plumbing problems hit Dubai’s Palm island“.
Glad I don’t live on the Palm Jumeirah …

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Feb 14, 2011
Tiger Chokes and Spits

Oh Tiger!
Did you see this from the Omega Dubai Desert Classic over the weekend? “Tiger Woods may face censure from European Tour for spitting on 12th green“.
How far you’ve …

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Jan 28, 2011
Text Kills Suicide Bomber by Accident

If this is real this is awesome!
Check out: “Black Widow attempted New Year Moscow attack but blew herself up by mistake“.
Security sources believe a spam message from her mobile …

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May 14, 2010
Gold Bar ATM in the UAE

C’mon!
You jackasses are making it too easy to mock you and/or too difficult to defend you!
The geniuses at the Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi have installed, well, the title …

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Mar 4, 2010
New Number

No.
No, no, no, no: “Hella number: scientists call for new word for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.”
Before this article I’d never heard of “Yotta-” before (it means Septillion) and now they want …

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