Posts Tagged ‘stupid idea’

New Number

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

No.

No, no, no, no: “Hella number: scientists call for new word for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.”

Before this article I’d never heard of “Yotta-” before (it means Septillion) and now they want a number beyond that. Guess “Octillion” is too much like Octo-mom?

But “Hella-” is too much like No Cal “hella“, which I feel is hella lame.

Dumbo on Broadway

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Annnnnnnnnnd the worst idea I’ve heard this week is that Walt Disney Theatrical Productions, or Disney Theatrical Group, or Disney on Broadway, or whatever Tom Schumacher’s calling his cadre this week, wants make a Broadway version of Dumbo: “Disney’s ‘Dumbo’ bet.”

Ugh.

Stupid, useless, and a waste of money.

Imagine a chorus of blackface crows. In 2010.

Gee Tom, are you trying to ruin another corporate division?

What’s next, Song of the South?

Criminey.